There are many ways to whiten your teeth. We recommend this way. Mostly because we stand to make a lot of money from this sale.
Zero out of 10 dentists recommend whitening your teeth with a belt sander. So, instead, you should just buy this Professional Teeth Whitening System.
Dr. George E. Kirtley's regimen that uses both Hydrogen Peroxide and Carbamide Peroxide whitening solutions to brighten your smile is not recommended by seven out of ten loggers for use in place of a saw. The Premium Thermo-form mouth trays you get with this set are also not recommended by six out of ten skin divers for use as a snorkel. Truthfully, we don't know what those other three guys are even thinking. Maybe they just don't want strangers diving in their territory.
Anyway, if you want to use this Professional Teeth Whitening System on your teeth, it'll probably help brighten your smile and make people impressed with your dazzling anchorman-white chompers. Just please keep in mind that eight out of ten artists say the Remineralizing Gel is not for use as paint. And those two artists who said yes have only sold a single piece, like, ever.
Teeth only, people. Teeth only.