You're beautiful now. Shut up, you totally ARE! But sometimes you want to be beautiful in a different way. That's where these come in.
Heat. At the dawn of the universe, all was heat. The gold in your bracelet, the Formica of your table top, even the carbon that would become your DNA. All heat. Then, slowly, that heat cooled and became everything around us. Everything you love. Everything that exists. All from heating and cooling. Everything you find beautiful. Makes you think, doesn't it.
Pop some of these C-shells on your curls-to-be and they'll keep things in place until the hydrogen bond forms inside the cuticle, just like the early days of the universe. The 100% sold ceramic lined shells (with a patent pending design, don't'cha know) make everything from tight galaxy-like spirals to expansive nebula-style waves, all thanks to the rapid heating Thermal Base and the cool-set process.
If it worked for, oh, all of Creation throughout the existence of time, surely it will work for your hair.