It all started when Matt Rutledge woke up one morning, and found a magic bean under his bed. You might ask “How could he tell it was a magic bean?” and that’s a good question we’re not planning to answer today. What we will answer is what he did next, and that was to plant the magic bean in our back yard, behind where the sales reps park.
So that bean grew tall, becoming a giant vine that reached into the clouds. And of course no CEO is going to climb into the clouds, right? Instead, he sent two or three of the sales reps to do it for him. And they brought back a Dyson DC14 All Floors Vacuum.
Of course Matt thought that would be the end of it, but… well, our sales reps are empowered to make deals for the company that are binding. And when the sales reps saw that motorized brushbar and telescoping reach wand, they just went crazy. Like, “Forget about the talking golden harp, guys, this bagless Dyson DC14 All Floors Vacuum has a lifetime HEPA filter and a stair tool!”
So anyway, our reps apparently signed a long-term contract with the vine giant and now these flying monkeys drop off a couple crates every week. That’s right, every week. Because it turns out the Dyson DC14 All Floors Vacuum is totally made by magic.
What, did you think a human being could design a vacuum to be this good? Man, what kind of fairy tales have you been reading?