This will heat: your living room. This will not heat: your Monte Cristo sandwich.
This will heat: your bedroom, on a cold winter's night.
This will not heat: the flavor of your chili, allowing it to move from two-alarm to three-alarm at this year's Texas Chili Yee-Haw Invitational.
This will heat: your desk area, when you feel a little chilly at work.
This will not heat: the bitter heart of the man you love who only has eyes for that trollop Samantha who works in the building across the way.
This will heat: the room in which your cat prefers to lounge.
This will not heat: the chilly guitar solo of that forty-something jazz musician who keeps putting you to sleep. GET SOME SOUL, JERKFACE.