There's breezes. And there's chilly wind. This is elemental magic in a box.
This Port-A-Cool Cyclone has a fan and a chilly blast of air conditioning to help your indoor OR your outdoor situation. It can give you that windy hawk-filled mountain pass, or that snow-filled field full of wandering dwarves. Well, okay, you'll have to throw in just a taste of imagination to get the hawks and the dwarves. But can't you do that much?