Planning on fleeing the country now that the primaries are over? Now's the time to start shopping for luggage!
It doesn't matter if you're a Republican or a Democrat or Libertarian or a Green Party member. There's PLENTY to be upset about this year. In fact, if you try, any American can find a good reason to be disgusted with something regarding this election! Maybe that's why so many different types of Americans are threatening to leave this great land of ours for so many different reasons. And you know what? That's fine! Free travel is an American right!
But if you're going to fear the politics of others, you need to have some luggage. And not some last-minute luggage you pick up in November, oh no. You need quality luggage. Because, face it, if you leave America for political reasons, you're going to be out there for a lonnnng time. You'll be living out of your luggage for possibly the rest of your life as you travel the world looking for a place where you won't be offended by others. So be sure to get some luggage that's tough and strong! Like your commitment to whatever it is you believe in!
After all, that's what makes American democracy great. Our right to pack up and walk away at any time. Without that, what would we have? Compromise and discussion? When did THAT ever result in anything worthwhile?