Hey! You guys! Want to be on the ground floor of a new festival? We call it Blending Man!
Oh, man! Can you believe it? We're gonna get a blend! We've got 45 acres of empty sand right in the middle of Nevada! With a plug! Who could have expected we'd find the one desert with a plug! But it's a good thing, because otherwise, we wouldn't be able to fire up the ol' Blendtec on the last night of Blending Man.
Of course, this is only going to be the first time. I envision that one day Blending Man will end a 900-foot tall blender spinning out sparks and blue laser beams, as an army of tattoo artists dance madly to a beat that pours from the speakers like a fine smoothie would pour from the mouth of this Blendtec right here.
But ground floor, right? And hey, if you sign up for Blending Man right now, you'll get this free e-badge you can show off to people! It's a blender that says "Blending Man Begins Here!" Pretty sweet, right?