There's breezes. And there's chilly wind. This is elemental magic in a box.
A real literary adventure takes you to beautiful and exciting places like a windy valley or a cold snow-filled field under twinkling stars. Before today, you could have only found all that in a book. Today? It's in a box. A tall, oddly-shaped box that spits out cold air, and, um, even colder air.
This Portacool Cyclone has a fan and a chilly blast of air conditioning to help your indoor OR your outdoor situation. It can give you that windy hawk-filled mountain pass, or that snow-filled field full of wandering dwarves. Well, okay, you'll have to throw in just a taste of imagination to get the hawks and the dwarves. But can't you do that much?