Your TV stand is so pretty, I bet it coulda been a model.
Buy this TV Stand: to mount your TV in one of three ways.
Don't buy this TV Stand: so you can take it to prom. Everyone knows it's not really your girlfriend.
In 99% of uses, this TV stand doesn't: do catalogs. It's runway or the highway, B*%(#@$!
When this TV stand doesn't want to go to dinner with you, it uses this excuse: "I'm fasting for a Sports Illustrated shoot."
At the local watering hole, this TV stand would order: some lemon juice with cayenne pepper mixed in.