It's exactly like the Cloud, except you don't pay $15 extra every time you fill one of the drawers above your plan's limit.
Yeah, is this my Internet provider? Well check this out, suckas: we're done! I'm vapor! I quit! I don't need you fools anymore! Now that I've got an Austin Kitchen Cart, I’m going to be spending all my time in the kitchen!
That's right, you good-for-nothing worms! You've had your hooks in me for the last time! Go find somebody else's blood to suck! I’m living free and easy with four utility drawers in which I plan to keep newspaper clippings and photos of cats!
See, Internet provider? Once I pop open that 11 inch drop leaf and spread ‘em all around, I won’t need your services. I’ll just write my own clever Comic Sans comments across the top of my photos and hang them off the Towel Rack, or maybe prop them on the Spice Rack like a gallery or something. I might even invite a few select friends to come and view them. But not everyone. I’ll call that “private mode” or maybe a “closed community.”
You might have all those other suckers trapped, Internet provider, but not me. I’m bustin’ loose! Breakin’ out! Goin’ my own way! Consider this our last goodbye!
Wait… why are you sending me a bill claiming I rented my Austin Kitchen Cart from you and failed to return it? Are you for real?