This time, you WANT a thing that sucks.
Rarely will you find "sucks" to be a positive thing. The one exception? Vacuums. In the world of vacuums the phrase "that sucks more than anything else has ever sucked in the history of suckdom" is the highest possible praise. Keep that in mind when you look at this Electrolux. Because its name rhymes with sucks. And that's horrible for a grade school kid but great for a vacuum.