Perfect for any closet that doesn't actually lead to a secret underground cave hideout.
Well, Ms. Didiot, it IS very nice of you to decide to remodel my stately manor, but there's really no need. I do fine with what I have now. See? This is my bedroom, and I have a very nice Rubbermaid Closet Organizer to sort out my suits and shoes and hats and rubber masks with pointed ea- um, ha ha! That must be left over from my Halloween Ball! I haven't seen that in ages! Good thing my Rubbermaid Closet Organizer gives me so much room I can stash things and forget about them! Why don't we move back to the study?
See, even here, my Rubbermaid Closet Organizer works fine. Look at how nicely my smoking jackets and ascots balance on those telescoping rods. Because that's what they are, telescoping rods. Certainly not some special poles that I can slide down when the police need a special brand of assistance. Just plain ol' rods, that fit anything from a three to six foot closet.
Oh, and that? That's just where my wards sleep. That's right, in a little cupboard under the stairs. I put a Rubbermaid Closet Organizer in there too. I put my oldest ward on the tall part, my middle ward on the lower left, my second middle ward above him, my youngest ward gets to crouch on top, the girl who isn't really my ward but sort of is goes right under that, and there's a little space for the other girl who doesn't exist any more just in case she comes back. Well, not THAT girl who doesn't exist any more, she exists again, she's just on a different Earth.
Um, I mean... ha ha ha! I use that particular Rubbermaid Closet Organizer for my golf clothes! I was just kidding. What a joker I am! Wait, no, the exact opposite of a joker, actually. Oh, no! Forget I said that, please!