Cat, puppy, mystery novel, cup of tea and unwatched Doctor Who DVDs not included.
It's a rainy day somewhere in your future. A day when you've got nothing to do and you wouldn't want to do be doing something anyway. These are the days that modern human life was designed for. These are the days on which humanity can be comforted.
Oh, of course! Once you had to belong to a magical "leisure class" to enjoy a day in bed with a comforter! But those days are behind us now, fellow Americans. Now any one of us can sprawl beneath some comfy bedding and spend the day eating delivery pizza and marathoning some brilliant b-movie (or reading some piece of trash like War & Peace) while cozy and happy and satisfied.
We can go back and watch our jobs be replaced by robots tomorrow. Today? Today is a day for comforting.