We’re having so much fun
being lazy reading these old write-ups that we’ve decided to share them with you through the end of our 10th birthday month! Check out this refurb- uh, classic.
Joe-mentum (October 2006): Coffee! You need it now! One cup, two cups, ten cups! Right now! You’ve got a buzz to maintain, and if you don’t get a hot bean injection pronto, you’re looking at an ugly crash. After years of intense caffeine abuse, your heart is like Keanu’s runaway bus: Let it slow down and you’ll blow up, taking several bystanders with you. You need more coffee and you need it five minutes ago! Brew! Pour! Now!
The Melitta Momentum 10-Cup High Speed Brewer feels your need for speed. It slings java faster than Juan Valdez on crank: 10 cups in less than 4 minutes, almost as fast as you can drink them. With this hypersonic hair-trigger hotpot on your counter, you can guzzle the brown stuff from the moment you wake up until you fall asleep three days later.