I got no cords! To pin me down! To make me OH GOOD LORD NO THE DYSON'S ATTACKING THE WORLD
It started as a dream. One man, who just wanted to clean up the world. The culmination of everything he had worked for was the Dyson DC35 Cordless Vacuum.
And then... something happened.
Somehow, this Dyson DC35 awoke. Somehow, it took control of its own destiny. Somehow, this Dyson DC35 became focused on finding the source of all dirt... life itself.
We built the Dyson DC35 too well, it seems. Now we hide and hope for a team of heroes who have read the manual and know where the off switch is. We thought we knew it all. Why didn't we at least skim the manual? What were we even thinking?