Every week, Microderm, M.D. visits various households to solve even the most baffling skin conditions.
MICRODERM, M.D. pulls up in his Dermobile in front of a suburban house
MICRODERM: Sorry I'm late, I needed a cheeseburger--
MAN: DOCTOR! MY SKIN, MY SKIN!
MICRODERM: Your skin?
MAN: IT'S FLAKY!
MICRODERM: Sorry, it's my ringtone. [silences phone] Ok, mister person, let's get you unflaked.
MICRODERM unpacks his MicrodermMD Home Machine
** TWO HOURS LATER **
MAN: Whoa. My skin's not flaky anymore. Whoa. I'm not talking in all caps anymore. Thanks, Doctor Microderm, M.D.
MICRODERM: It's no problem. Or is it?
MICRODERM: Hello, Derm here....what?....I'll be right over. Sorry, human male, I have to tend to a case of excessive freckles.
ANNOUNCER: TUNE IN TO NEXT WEEK'S WHEN I WILL BE TRIPPING ON ACID WHILE IN THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH. IT'S OK, MY PENSION IS SECURED.