The only way to one-up that neighbor who has the reclining hover-couch.
Oh, yes. He's got the sofa in his jacuzzi. He's got the cocktail bar in his bed. He's got a piano in his futon that is also a television which converts into a motel. That neighbor you hate has EVERYTHING and when you go over to visit you feel like you've lost and the game of homes.
With a massage chair you'll be sending a clear message to all visitors: SOMEBODY'S GOT A SPECIAL CHAIR. No one will dare sit down in your massage chair without permission from the ruler of the house. No one will dare!
So who cares about the pool floaty that also doubles as a deep fat frier? Get a massage chair and teach those wannabes a lesson about home ownership.