Approved by a panel of experts.
Oh, hello there! We're a panel of judges, and we're here to fully endorse this DeLonghi Mica Panel Heater. You see, in our day-to-day affairs of deciding who has the best cherry pies and which car has the most shiny bumper, we sometimes have to travel to cold locations. And some of us on this panel are sensitive! Poor Gerald is a delicate man, and poor Mary simply can't once more stand in a chilly State Fair hanging blue ribbons on baby goats!
So it is such a relief that someone has FINALLY made a panel heater. At last, those of us who join together to pass judgment on the art, culture and style of the world can be as warm as those who merely stand and wait.
We on the panel give this DeLonghi Mica Panel Heater... six stars out of four? Gerald! Mary! Shame on you both, trying to cheat the rating system like that!
We shall say no more regarding this matter.