Three inches of gel? This hasn't happened since the '80s!
It's 1982. You've gotta get in your IROC to find some Halen tickets. What do you need? You need some gel in that hair. And once you've done that you're gonna sleep like a baby. FLASH TO TODAY! You can't get comfortable at night. Why? Maybe you just need what you needed in the 1980s. Maybe you just need... gel.