Ninja Blender. A useful kitchen item or the name of someone's first high school thrash band?
We understand, kids. When you've got that first guitar and you're playin' the talent show for the first time you need a name that's cool but also a little edgy. And yet, using something like "Ninja Blender" could get you in trouble, because that's the name of today's kitchen blender, boasting a 2+ HP Motor. So, to help you out, we've come up with a small list of band names you can use in place of Ninja Blender, which is now forever associated with this product here today. Use any of these names you like, as long as you credit us every time you introduce the band!
POTENTIAL BAND NAMES
Bang Bang Battlement & The Boiling Oils
Mace & The Pepper Spray
The Angry Days Of Jeanette Sharon Cooper
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Tonight