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Ninja Blender. A useful kitchen item or the name of someone's first high school thrash band?

We understand, kids. When you've got that first guitar and you're playin' the talent show for the first time you need a name that's cool but also a little edgy. And yet, using something like "Ninja Blender" could get you in trouble, because that's the name of today's kitchen blender, boasting a 2+ HP Motor. So, to help you out, we've come up with a small list of band names you can use in place of Ninja Blender, which is now forever associated with this product here today. Use any of these names you like, as long as you credit us every time you introduce the band!


Blooderscotch Pudding

Samurai Racetrack

Bang Bang Battlement & The Boiling Oils

Saltine Arabia

the lowercase

Mace & The Pepper Spray

Free Piano

The Angry Days Of Jeanette Sharon Cooper

Ninja Dishwasher

All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Tonight

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Ninja Mega Kitchen System

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Ninja Mega Kitchen System
$99.99 In Stock Home & Garden > Kitchen & Dining
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