Like a 1950s jet-set crooner. The softer side of luggage.
The guy in front of you has a paper bag full of cough syrup. The woman behind you is wearing nine pairs of boots and has to take them off one at a time. And the person on your right is muttering about jury nullification into their plastic bag full of toothpaste and shampoo. You just want to get through the line so you can get some water before you fly. That's why you want some reliable luggage. Because the only thing worse than air travel is the people around you as you air travel.