Today's Woot Write-up

Every week, Microderm, M.D. visits various households to solve even the most baffling skin conditions.

MICRODERM, M.D. pulls up in his Dermobile in front of a suburban house

MICRODERM: Sorry I'm late, I needed a cheeseburger--

MAN: DOCTOR! MY SKIN, MY SKIN!

MICRODERM: Your skin?

MAN: IT'S FLAKY!

Music sting

MICRODERM: Sorry, it's my ringtone. [silences phone] Ok, mister person, let's get you unflaked.

MICRODERM unpacks his MicrodermMD Home Machine

** TWO HOURS LATER **

MAN: Whoa. My skin's not flaky anymore. Whoa. I'm not talking in all caps anymore. Thanks, Doctor Microderm, M.D.

MICRODERM: It's no problem. Or is it?

Music sting

MICRODERM: Hello, Derm here....what?....I'll be right over. Sorry, human male, I have to tend to a case of excessive freckles.

ANNOUNCER: TUNE IN TO NEXT WEEK'S WHEN I WILL BE TRIPPING ON ACID WHILE IN THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH. IT'S OK, MY PENSION IS SECURED.

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MicrodermMD Home Machine

MicrodermMD Home Machine
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