The cello. The violin. The tuba. All musical instruments you've destroyed trying to make cookies at 4AM. But now: the mixer!
You heard the old phrase "It's a poor musician that blames their instruments!" Well, that may be true, but not every instrument is made for every duty. Like, imagine Carmina Burana played on a cigar box banjo. Or perhaps The Rite Of Spring played on a xylophone. It just wouldn't work! And that's why your attempts to make chocolate chip cookies with a trombone have been failing miserably.
But don't despair. Anything that can be mixed can be mixed in these KitchenAid Stand Mixers. 325 watts of motor slammin' down like a kettle drum ALL. OVER. YOUR. DOUGH. Or pudding or stew or whatever, look, we don't want to get too specific. The point is this: if you want to turn a few note of vanilla and a flour chord into a mix-phany? You can do it with this.
But you can't do it with an autoharp. All that offers is sorrow. Don't you remember them from grade school. Ew. Freakin' autoharps.