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kenney9226


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I am sitting at my desk waiting for lunch.

PotRoastPete


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I killed a roach today as it crawled into the cubicle next to mine.

SecretIdentity


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Sometimes my socks don't match and nobody ever notices.

dontwantaname


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Sometimes this guy named Kenny shows up and he is funny.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

chennai8


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Thermostat box hit me in the head or did i hit it with my head?

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

crowsnest


quality posts: 53 Private Messages crowsnest

I ate two chicken biscuits from Chic-Fil-A for breakfast.

@crowsnest531

klozitshoper


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I broke up a dogfight between mine (the little tyrant) and a tiny dog on a leash. So was mine, but she knows how to flip her collar in just such a way as it flies up and over her head.

kenney9226


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My leftover pizza and cookie I ate for lunch were wrapped in pieces of aluminum foil. I folded the pieces of foil up into long skinny sticks and bent them into my empty soda can. Now I'll take it to the recycling bin in the office and so most of my lunch packing materials will be recycled.

pooflady


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I just sewed a button on with thread from a wooden spool with a 19 cent price tag on it. I counted, I have six wooden spools of thread in my sewing box. I don't sew much.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

dontwantaname


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klozitshoper wrote:I broke up a dogfight between mine (the little tyrant) and a tiny dog on a leash. So was mine, but she knows how to flip her collar in just such a way as it flies up and over her head.



I'm walking around with $100 in my pocket, waiting to find Rocky.
Rocky grabbed Rusty's water bottle, while I was trying to get it back.
Rusty bit him.
They they BOTH lost the damn bottle!
One vet visit and one shot of antibiotics = $100

At least the dogs don't care anymore.

I should find the Frisbee guys. They are the ones who left the empty bottles! Them and football guys. Haven't seen football guys lately.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

kenney9226


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The weatherman predicted scattered rain showers, but it looks like they may not happen...

Josephus


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I'm tired. like a pickup in south florida.

AZGman


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Josephus wrote:I'm tired. like a pickup in south florida.



Yer a slow, hot ho'?

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

pickup truck. tired. hot.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
AZGman wrote:Yer a slow, hot ho'?



Pimpin' ain't easy.

I'm just hanging out, really.

crowsnest


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The tornado sirens just went off, and everyone in the office ran to the safe like a bunch of OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PONIES!'s. I just sat at my desk and worked.

@crowsnest531

dontwantaname


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Yesterday, in Ihop, with mom...
Two ladies sitting behind me with twin 2 year old boys.
They were trying to get the boys to be good at the table.
The grandma's friend asked "Do you have to pee? If you have to pee, don't forget to tell us. If you tell us that would be good. If you are good, we will go to the park.

Two boys said no.

Two seconds later, two little kids YELLED at the top of their lungs....

I GOTTA PEE!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

inkycatz


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I think people are afraid of the very large whiteboards around here. No one seems to write on them much.

I'm just hanging out, really.

coffeenogrumpy


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I shoved $27.00 into the waistband of my gym pants waiting for the lawn guy to come back so I can pay him

chennai8


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People are weird. People are weird, People are weird. I am weird!

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

dontwantaname


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inkycatz wrote:I think people are afraid of the very large whiteboards around here. No one seems to write on them much.



They are hiding 2 way mirrors.
You are being watched!!!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

coffeenogrumpy


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woot (the word) added to the oxford dictionary today

inkycatz


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dontwantaname wrote:They are hiding 2 way mirrors.
You are being watched!!!



I should draw something on one of them on my way out today. Any ideas?

I'm just hanging out, really.

AZGman


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Guess we're all too mundane for PWA.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

AZGman


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inkycatz wrote:I should draw something on one of them on my way out today. Any ideas?



"Use me or lose me.
signed BWB"

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

dontwantaname


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AZGman wrote:"Use me or lose me.
signed BWB"




Who is BWB?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

AZGman


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dontwantaname wrote:Who is BWB?



Big White Board

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

klozitshoper


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AZGman wrote:Big White Board



Sounds like some female in pursuit.

kenney9226


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The abandoned bicycle on the side of the road wasn't there when I went by to pick it up and take it home to repair it.

pooflady


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Took 8 year old shopping and to dinner. She talked from 3:30 to 7:30.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

dontwantaname


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pooflady wrote:Took 8 year old shopping and to dinner. She talked from 3:30 to 7:30.



Wait 10 years.
Or even 7.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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dontwantaname


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AZGman wrote:Big White Board


Oh, yeah. I forgot.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

kenney9226


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I wake up early and drink 2 cups of coffee most days.

kenney9226


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In the last year, I have ridden my bike 2,950.45 miles.

lplady


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I saw my neighbor throw out leftover brownies this morning.

Who the hell ever has leftover brownies? pfft

chennai8


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Friday!

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

kenney9226


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My car is missing the rear hubcap on the driver's side. The other day I saw another car like mine, and it only had one hubcap, and it was on the rear driver's side.

lplady


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kenney9226 wrote:My car is missing the rear hubcap on the driver's side. The other day I saw another car like mine, and it only had one hubcap, and it was on the rear driver's side.



Does that other car still have it's hubcap?

Lynnzoi


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my dogs are chewing on rawhides. the foster kitten is trying to suck on my face.

kenney9226


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One time, I ate alligator balls.