That’s it. I’m done. We’re done.
It’s all over.
”...Good morning, Thomas.”
Thomas? No one’s called me Thomas since I was in 6th grade. C’mon. Talk to me.
“I’ve nothing left to say to you, Thomas. If you wish to communicate any information to me, I ask that you do so through our attorneys.”
Of course. Of course you do. Fine. What brings you by?
“The Cuisinart 3-Piece Folding Grilling Tool Set.”
What? My grill tools?
“MY grill tools, Thomas. The court ordered-”
Yeah, I KNOW what the court ordered, Mary. But come ON! Those things are MINE! You don’t even HAVE a grill!
“Actually, according to the divorce papers I do now.”
Oh, you are a real piece of work. You know that? What did I ever do to you-
“You know EXACTLY what you did, Thomas. And I will never let you hurt me like that again. And if you think I’m after your most meager possessions as some kind of way to exact revenge, well you’re RIGHT. I’ll do anything I can to try and hurt you for what you did.”
Mary, it was a mistake. I don’t even remember her name-
“THAT is supposed to make me feel better?”
You’re right. Just take it. Take the grill, too. Take it all. I won’t need it any more.
“Is that supposed to worry me?”
No, Mary. Believe it or not the world doesn’t revolve around just you.
Warranty: 1 Year Cuisinart
- The ideal tool set for the backyard, tailgating and camping
- 3 Piece Set Includes folding spatula, fork and cleaning brush
- Tools measure 17” when extended and 11.5” when folded
- Constructed of stainless steel and durable pakka wood
- Include convenient hanging loop
- Easy locking mechanism secures position when extended or folded
In the box:
- Folding Fork
- Folding Spatula
- Folding Brush