In a pinch, you might be able to use these for self-defense.
You'll feel like you stole a towel from a giant.
Not actually connected to any religious body!
The people who invented French cuisine would have been AMAZED by this stuff.
Ultimately, a society lives and dies by it's cookware.
Sometimes we all just need a little extra humidity. EVEN YOU, SIR OR MADAME. EVEN YOU.
Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our
desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
What is life but a series of scraps? YEAH. THAT'S DEEP.
It's time to step up your fort-building game. FOR YOU.
Buy stuff now. Throw it out during "spring cleaning." Buy more stuff in Spring. That's called "The Business Cycle" and it's what keeps the economy alive. SO HURRY UP AND DO YOUR PART, PLEASE.