Some people think you can live with one pair of sheets. Those people have NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING.
It's not a trash can't, people. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT
A pet feeder with a recorder? First it'll make you laugh. Then it'll make you nod and smile.
Hair is like a pet snake: it must not be allowed to think for itself.
Guess what? You can ALREADY get a robot who does your work! It's called a dishwasher!
Some people say June's birthstone is the pearl. Probably oysters are the ones who oppose that.