KtCallista


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"I hate food, I hate doing food. I will bribe someone to do food."

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


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"Oh, go ahead and touch it. You've already touched everything else..."

kenney9226


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"The only thing healthy I'm drinking is beer."

kenney9226


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"Oh, this place is making me want a drink. I'm going to start bringing a flask to work."

kenney9226


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"Linda, can I kill Dustin?"

miniaturepeddler


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after bumping and knocking over a floor fan in the classroom: "I was attacked by the fan!!"

Student response heard in the background "Ms M; you have no fans!"



maxikyd


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In the lunch room:
"Mrs. -- gave me sticky buns."
"I shower to avoid that."

kenney9226


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"How come nobody told me I had this new mole on my face?"

kenney9226


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"I can whip it out real quick if you need me to."

kenney9226


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"He threw up on my floor."

kenney9226


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"Here, pick this up and feel this. How do you feel about handling something of this size?"

kenney9226


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"Do you want to borrow my ruler so you can scratch yourself?"