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It's a Texas Squeeze!

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inkycatz


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What's your favorite chip topper?

I'm just hanging out, really.

shikemd


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If you guys were real Texans you would be having an ammo Woot-off! Sure, you couldn't sell to a handful of restricted states (CA, MA, IL, and probably some others) but that doesn't stop you guys from selling wine.

PemberDucky


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shikemd wrote:If you guys were real Texans you would be having an ammo Woot-off! Sure, you couldn't sell to a handful of restricted states (CA, MA, IL, and probably some others) but that doesn't stop you guys from selling wine.



Home.Woot's "Texas Ammo Sale."

hmm.


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CrystalSinger


quality posts: 7 Private Messages CrystalSinger

Anyone know if these have msg in them? Don't do well with that stuff, and "Blended spices" is, unfortunately, too vague for me.

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miken927


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miken927


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Salsa is number one condiment in America!


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clcaruthers


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I'm from TX and I've never seen this stuff outside any store other than a Fredricksburg or Saledo Mom & Pop tourist store. Sometimes stuff at those places are awesome, and other times they are horrible. Regardless, anything that isn't made fresh isn't the right salsa for a true Texan.

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!

umpopa


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clcaruthers wrote:I'm from TX and I've never seen this stuff outside any store other than a Fredricksburg or Saledo Mom & Pop tourist store. Sometimes stuff at those places are awesome, and other times they are horrible. Regardless, anything that isn't made fresh isn't the right salsa for a true Texan.



I don't argue the importance of freshness in salsa for us Texans. With due respect, though, if YOU were truly from Texas, it wouldn't say "Roll Tide Roll!!!" at the bottom of your post.

umpopa


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shikemd wrote:If you guys were real Texans you would be having an ammo Woot-off! Sure, you couldn't sell to a handful of restricted states (CA, MA, IL, and probably some others) but that doesn't stop you guys from selling wine.



We have ammo sales all the time here in Texas...but they're just for us, here in Texas. The local! Woot ammo sales for Texas are restricted to Texans, of course.

cebii


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umpopa wrote:With due respect, though, if YOU were truly from Texas, it wouldn't say "Roll Tide Roll!!!" at the bottom of your post.




hookem

umpopa


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cebii wrote:hookem



That's what I'm talkin' about.

earlyre


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ordered 2 of these, the Chipotle, and the fire roasted.
Chipotle arrived here in NWOH the next day!, the other still awaiting shipping..

greezyg


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umpopa wrote:I don't argue the importance of freshness in salsa for us Texans. With due respect, though, if YOU were truly from Texas, it wouldn't say "Roll Tide Roll!!!" at the bottom of your post.



DANNG burned!

But you're right. I'm a 7th generation Texan. If I'm just at home chillin munchin on chips and salsa then Pace chunky hot is fine with me... I think it tastes great.

umpopa


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greezyg wrote:DANNG burned!

But you're right. I'm a 7th generation Texan. If I'm just at home chillin munchin on chips and salsa then Pace chunky hot is fine with me... I think it tastes great.



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