None apply. I have had friends and acquaintances stay, but I live in a studio.

Stay off my lawn! (If I had one...)

When you have military friends, your door is always open to them, even if it has been a few years since you have seen them.

To all of those people that said "Yes, almost any time. Love using that guest room!" can you get me a list of your addresses in South Florida? Because the holidays are coming up and I love my relatives but hate to have people stay at my house. My wife makes me wear my pants and shirt all the time, and they always hog the bathroom. So get me that list and your gonna have a great time! Maybe Aunt Martha will show you her hidden hamster trick!

Not exactly any of those. Friends are allowed to use our couch whenever they need to. We don't have a guest room.

My place is so small, I have to go outside to change my mind!