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Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist?
Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed.
For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?
... A state of Temporal Grace.
where's the option for "...in a refrigerator box under the bridge"??
Really??? I thought more people would "Live in a van down by the river" while David Spade tries not to laugh!!
denilshin wrote:Really??? I thought more people would "Live in a van down by the river" while David Spade tries not to laugh!!
Yeah, I don't think we have too many Farley fans... what a shame.
curtisuxor wrote:Yeah, I don't think we have too many Farley fans... what a shame.
Just the fact that it was on there was enough for me. Otherwise it would've probably been in the comments... like it is now! :D
Chris Farley...loved him. Man what a shame.
Oh man, my hubris is off the charts! I was going to check "apartment" until I saw the "awesomeness" option, and instantly knew that was it.
gholt121 wrote:where's the option for "...in a refrigerator box under the bridge"??
That's the awesomeness option, because giant boxes for the win
My name is Matt Foley. I am a motivational speaker, I am thrice divorced, and I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
boat on the River Nile. I wish Egyptians spoke more English.
I love Chris Farley, but I picked house because I don't live in a van down by the river. I'm pretty sure that's the case for most people, that and vans are usually parked in a Wendy's parking lot or under an overpass.
I live in a house, but I own a townhouse condo. Not sure where I should cast my vote. Oh wait, I know... Nader!
Yep, it's that skit that makes me miss Chris Farley. And that's the only one, unfortunately.