Gingerbread Man Salad:
Incorporate the heads of 2 dozen gingerbread men with 14 ounces of whipped topping. pour in 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar. add half a head of iceberg lettuce, unchopped. cover and freeze overnight.
in the morning, let thaw, then mix in 1 tube of toothpaste. (Colgate works best, but use whatever you've got in your kitchen.) garnish with a handful of cilantro.
drink 1 bottle of wine and dance in front of your befuddled dog for 15 minutes.
you're ready to serve!
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