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You Got Served

The gingerbread man salad was supposed to be the hit of the night, but then Suzanne realized that she couldn't serve it without a) a gingerbread man mold, b) bowls, and c) a proper 9-piece serving set. She had to call all of her friends and cancel. We really don't want this to happen to you, so here are some serving essentials.

PemberDucky


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Gingerbread Man Salad:
Incorporate the heads of 2 dozen gingerbread men with 14 ounces of whipped topping. pour in 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar. add half a head of iceberg lettuce, unchopped. cover and freeze overnight.

in the morning, let thaw, then mix in 1 tube of toothpaste. (Colgate works best, but use whatever you've got in your kitchen.) garnish with a handful of cilantro.

drink 1 bottle of wine and dance in front of your befuddled dog for 15 minutes.

you're ready to serve!


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PemberDucky wrote:Gingerbread Man Salad:
Incorporate the heads of 2 dozen gingerbread men with 14 ounces of whipped topping. pour in 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar. add half a head of iceberg lettuce, unchopped. cover and freeze overnight.

in the morning, let thaw, then mix in 1 tube of toothpaste. (Colgate works best, but use whatever you've got in your kitchen.) garnish with a handful of cilantro.

drink 1 bottle of wine and dance in front of your befuddled dog for 15 minutes.

you're ready to serve!




Good thing you don't cook for a living.

I bought the bamboo spatulas with the green silicone heads. work nice.
I don't know about the baster that is included. It's kinda funky. It's like a mini bright green squid on a stick !
Maybe it will work as a cat toy ?

But a great deal on some nice spatulas !!
Can always use those.



vladistov


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I cannot recommend the Towle serving-ware; the utensils are always wandering off to get high when you need them.