Becoming the town drunk takes serious effort, but we have confidence that you can reach your goal. In fact, we're going to help you get started by offering up some flashy assistance. With these drink-making devices, you'll be one of the classiest town drunks to ever stumble down Main Street.
I actually need a cocktail shaker.
...just not one of these.
Agreed... they are shiny in the wrong way.
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the ! set yet.