I don't "change" so much as remove and burn once it is more alive than inanimate.

Where for art thou' two weeks?

What are these "sheets" you speak of?

The wife changes them and she is like a Ninja about it, I think it was this past weekend that she did it last but for all I know she did it again yesterday.

bblhed wrote:The wife changes them and she is like a Ninja about it, I think it was this past weekend that she did it last but for all I know she did it again yesterday.

^ this

Other: I sleep in THIS:

Technically, I never "change" them. I take them off, wash them, and put them right back on. But only because I can't fold the fitted sheet.

MachGoGoGo wrote:Technically, I never "change" them. I take them off, wash them, and put them right back on. But only because I can't fold the fitted sheet.

I can totally see that happening if the wife didn't take care of the sheets

I was going to say, "First the sheets must want to change," but then I realized I'd made that same comment the last time this question was asked (which was not that long ago.)

RWoodward wrote:I was going to say, "First the sheets must want to change," but then I realized I'd made that same comment the last time this question was asked (which was not that long ago.)

Even when we recycle topics, we appreciate you not falling into the same trap! ;)

You caught me on a good day.

eranical wrote:I can totally see that happening if the wife didn't take care of the sheets

My Wife can't fold the fitted sheet. Only I can wield that magic.