wendlandj
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I have a set of these towels at home (and man did I pay a lot more for them than this!) and I love them to death. So soft and absorbent! The only problem is they make my bathrobe that I used to love feel like sandpaper. Treat yourself - you won't be sorry.
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jearly0000
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craigthom wrote:What if one has a tallywacker instead of a hoohah?
I assume that depends on the length of said tallywacker
Who ate the last mini chimichanga?!
jearly0000
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aelness wrote:Can someone tell me the order of the colors as you scroll through the photos. I don't know which ones are cameo, maize, linen, bamboo. Yes I am colorblind.
Since no one else answered and in case you wanted a description and I have time to waste....
1. Bamboo - Looks like a mossy green color, for lumberjacks and Canadiens I assume, vurry nice
2. Cameo - Handsome warm ivory color. I think this one is for fallen angels and newborn babies. Vurry nice
3. Maize - Corny, harvest color. My favorite, it will match well with the rust on my towel rack. Vurry nice
4. Sea Glass - Soft understated blue with just a whisper of green. Like a shard of a Rolling Rock bottle that was shattered, battered, and bleached by the sea and then picked up by your girlfriend who swears its Tourmaline. Vurry nice
5. White - The absence of color. Make sure you wash your netherregions well because if you don't, it's gonna show up on this towel. Better purchased by virgins and those "I-use-white-towels-because-it-makes-me-feel-like-I'm-in-a-hotel-while-on-vacation" type of people. Vurry nice.
6. Chocolate - darker than milk, but lighter than those bitter dark chocolate bars. Remember what I said about white towels? If you hastily scrub the dark side of your moons, reach for this towel, no one will know your true filth. Vurry nice.
7. Linen - Like Maize and White are married but Maize is cheating on White with Cameo because he's Latin and Maize gets pregnant and has Linen but tells White it's his and he can't really tell and so accepts it his own but never really treats Linen with the deep love and support it deserved - but at least he knows it's not Chocolate's baby! Vurry nice.
8. Steel - Sold out, you're not getting it anyway unless you're a thief or internet ninja but if you were you probably already have this color towels since they look smokey. I don't trust these towels. But still vurry nice.
9. Comparison picture - to show us how fluffy these towels are compared to those who have not these towels. We will from now on call them "normies" Don't be a normie
Who ate the last mini chimichanga?!