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Poll: What do you use to blow your nose?
  • 18.6% - Toilet paper 275
  • 55.7% - Tissue 825
  • 2.8% - Hanky 41
  • 0.7% - My sleeve 11
  • 2.5% - Someone else's sleeve 37
  • 13.2% - I usually just snot rocket in the shower 196
  • 4.6% - Ew 68
  • 1.8% - Other (comments, please) 27
1480 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

fractalVisionz


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Magazines!

curtisuxor


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For what is the use of "hanky" if it is not followed by "panky"?

klstrader


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All of the above?

icthulhu


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Where am I?

yekrubhpesoj


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Was gonna say something but laughter caused amnesia.

beaglebrains


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yekrubhpesoj wrote:Was gonna say something but laughter caused amnesia.



LOL..."snot rocket" totally got me, too.

tdemick


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you ask as i wake up with a cold...

35again


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Where's the "Farmer Blow" for when you're outside and have nothing to use?

jstidley


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fractalVisionz wrote:Magazines!



He don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses ma-a-a-gazines

cogitergonihil


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Paper towels. Half tissue, half hanky, half discreet and half washable = more than the sum of their part(s).

PemberDucky


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trucker743


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The new short paper towels. They actually irritate my nose less than most tissues!

baela


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fractalVisionz wrote:Magazines!



You beat me to it?

entouragevol


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klstrader wrote:All of the above?



Me too

mim15


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What's Green and Goes Backwards? Snot

mim15


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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Picket

anniemals


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Viva brand paper towels. I get allergy snot attacks, and minor tissues don't work.

larena1235


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Farmer blow. One finger to the side of the nose.

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larena1235 wrote:Farmer blow. One finger to the side of the nose.



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