Queen For A Knight

Phil smirked as he slid the Missed Connections section of the Classifieds over to Danielle. "Looks like someone's got a fan."

Hark, beautiful and unknown Lady of the City! 'Tis I, your humble and much-enamored hero, who did but miss a chance to introduce myself with a gentle word and a kiss upon thy lovely hand. Had it not been for that foul beast of a Prius, we might be together this very day! Woe be to those of the Kingdom of Ford for such a foul, consciousness-stealing blow.

But fear not, gentle maiden, for in the weeks of bone-mending and healing I had to endure, I reflected upon the vision of your loveliness which I beheld that day outside what I assume to be thy castle. The way the sunlight gleamed upon your spectacles, the way the wind tossed your dark hair about, even the way your t-shirt with the somewhat disappointing visual pun hung upon your wonderful frame fueled the fires of my desire. I can still hear the grunt you made as you attempted to drag the tube containing the queen-sized 10" Luxury Memory Foam Mattress that had been delivered to your tower door when I close my eyes. 'Tis like a mental wind chime to my soul.

Do not think that I am some creeping devil for knowing of your love for the combination of next-generation memory foam and energy absorbing Intellifoam on a polyurethane base, kind woman. 'Twas the delivery person who did call the ambulance that stole me away from you. As I lay there in his arms, bleeding internally, I begged him to tell me your name. Alas, he would not due to fear of a lawsuit. However, to keep my awake until the healers of the realm arrived, he regaled me with tales of the two-and-a-half inch pillowtop, the airflow ducts that would provide a soft coolness to your body, and supportive four pound density. In small amount of time I had before blacking out, I wished to be that mattress more than anything else in the Kingdom.

Prithee, heart-stealing beauty, if you do remember the commotion outside your building weeks ago and are enchanted by my tale, do seek me out using the box number below. I shall wait humbly for word of you affections.

P.S. I'm really into fantasy role-playing. I hope that's not a deal-breaker. I did get run over by a car for you. Just sayin'.

Back to top

Features

Combining next-generation memory foam and energy absorbing Intellifoam on a polyurethane base, this mattress provides plenty of support without sacrificing softness.

  • Relieves pressure and offers customized comfort delivering a deeper, more restful sleep
  • Memory foam pillowtop is composed of a 2.5-inch, advanced 'Next Generation' viscoelastic (memory) foam with air flow ventilation
  • Airflow ducts generate a softness unparalleled in other memory foam mattresses
  • Molds to your body eliminating uncomfortable pressure points
  • 4-lb density allows for a more supportive sleep, alleviating muscle and joint pains
  • Overlaid with a non-flammable fabric to meet all flammability requirements
  • The cover is easily removable, and is machine washable and dryable
  • Mattress never needs turning and can be used with any existing box spring or platform bed
  • Includes two memory foam contour pillows

Special Information: Due to the size of this item, it can not be delivered to MILITARY addresses.

Warranty: 90 Day Manufacturer

Specs

Specifications
Materials: Memory Foam
Pillowtop Depth: 2.5"
Memory Foam Density: 4 lb.
Machine-Washable Cover: Yes
Air Flow Ventilation: Yes
Pillows Included: 2

Dimensions: 80"L x 60"W x 10"D

Important Notes:

  • To maximize memory foam expansion; remove from packaging within 72 hours of receipt
  • This mattress arrives very tightly packed. Please unwrap and allow 48 hours for it to return to its original shape
  • Being sealed in plastic packaging will trap odors naturally produced by the memory foam composition. Usually, allowing the mattress to air out in a ventilated area will remove the odor
  • Due to machine cutting manufacturing processes, there may be slight variances in the dimensions of this product

 

In the Box:

  • (1) 10" Luxury Memory Foam Mattress, Queen
  • (2) Memory Foam Contour Pillows

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
13m 15.666s
First Sucker:
seralata
Last Wooter to Woot:
jbizzle023

Purchaser Experience

  • 17% first woot
  • 11% second woot
  • 36% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 18% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 99% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

6%
3%
2%
0%
0%
0%
2%
4%
5%
5%
5%
7%
4%
6%
5%
4%
3%
4%
5%
7%
4%
8%
7%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (46 comments)
join the discussion (46 comments)
10" Luxury Memory Foam Mattress - Queen
$299.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$299.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 3
Woot! Home.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.