Summer Sub-Contracting

What are you thinking about, now that summer's here? Maybe it's cleaning beach sand off the floors, or maybe it's all the food you'll be making for the barbecue? Or maybe, just maybe, it's about what you can buy to make other people do all that for you, so you can sit by the pool for eight weeks non-stop.

This month's Home.Woot Woot-Off is all about the stuff you need to give to people so they can do al the cooking and cleaning for you. See? We're on your side in this!

...unless those other people buy from us first, and force you to do all the work for them. Hey, what do you want? We're capitalists! So, basically, the first person to buy it all wins the right to goof off all summer. Okay, ready? Three, two, one- GO!

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

What is Aloe Cadabra?  Simply the first personal lubricant that’s all natural and contains 95% organic aloe vera.  Aloe vera?  Isn’t that what’s used to soothe and moisturize dry hands?  Exactly.  But guess what?  Hands aren’t the only thing aloe’s good for.

  • Contains Vitamin E to soothe and nourish while lubricating
  • As a topical cream can be used to moisturize, soothe and lubricate dry vaginal tissues
  • Certified organic ingredients
  • First and only plant-based intimate moisturizer
  • pH balanced for a woman’s body
  • Edible
  • Absorbs into vaginal tissue so no gooey, sticky mess
  • Allows for glide, ease and effectiveness
  • Supports body’s natural healing process by carrying vitamins and nutrients to skin
  • Helps restore natural vaginal moisture
  • Condom and toy compatible
  • No parabens, glycerin or petroleum

3-Pack Green Gift Box Includes:

  • (1) Tahitian Vanilla 2.5 Ounce Bottle
  • (1) Natural Aloe 2.5 Ounce Bottle
  • (1) French Lavendar 2.5 Ounce Bottle

Best By Dates:

  • Tahitian Vanilla ~ 09/13/14
  • Natural Aloe ~ 10/26/14
  • French Lavendar ~ 05/16/14
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Specs

Tahitian Vanilla Ingredients:  Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (reconstituted), Tocopherol Acetate (Vitamin E Oil), Xanthan Gum, Organic Vanilla Planifolia Oil, Citric Acid, Organic Stevia, Potassium Sorbate (food grade), Sodium Benzoate (food grade).

Natrual Aloe Ingredients:  Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (reconstituted), Tocopherol Acetate (Vitamin E Oil), Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate (food grade), Organic Vanilla Planifolia Oil

French Lavendar Ingredients: Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (reconstituted), Tocopherol Acetate (Vitamin E Oil), Xanthan Gum, Organic Lavendula Angustifolia (Lavendar) Oil, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate (food grade), Sodium Benzoate (food grade), Organic Vanilla Planifolia Oil.

In the Box:

(1) Aloe Cadabra EGDAC-GBHOL 3-Pack Green Gift Box includes:

  • (1) Tahitian Vanilla 2.5 Ounce Bottle
  • (1) Natural Aloe 2.5 Ounce Bottle
  • (1) French Lavendar 2.5 Ounce Bottle

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Aloe Cadabra 3 PK Green Gift Box
$20.99 Sold Out Health & Beauty
$20.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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