"Less is More" and Other Lies
It seems recently there has been a trend towards downsizing that is, quite frankly, alarming. What ever happened to the days of 5,000 square-foot McMansions packed to the rafters with little porcelain figurines in curio cabinets and formal dinnerware with place settings for 30?
It used to be that you could tell a person's wealth by the number of throw pillows on their 20-foot sectional sofas. Now it's all about more tastefully-sized homes with nicer amenities and far less cabinet space to display your tin cannister collection.
Come on, people. Let's put an end to this craziness and get back to the old ways. Buy a bunch of this stuff. Together, we will ensure that socially irresponsible consumerism lives on forever.
Features
What is Aloe Cadabra? Simply the first personal lubricant that’s all natural and contains 95% organic aloe vera. Aloe vera? Isn’t that what’s used to soothe and moisturize dry hands? Exactly. But guess what? Hands aren’t the only thing aloe’s good for.
- Contains Vitamin E to soothe and nourish while lubricating
- As a topical cream can be used to moisturize, soothe and lubricate dry vaginal tissues
- Certified organic ingredients
- First and only plant-based intimate moisturizer
- pH balanced for a woman’s body
- Edible
- Absorbs into vaginal tissue so no gooey, sticky mess
- Allows for glide, ease and effectiveness
- Supports body’s natural healing process by carrying vitamins and nutrients to skin
- Helps restore natural vaginal moisture
- Condom and toy compatible
- No parabens, glycerin or petroleum
- This product is compatible with natural rubber latex and polyisoprene condoms
- Not compatible with polyurethane condoms
Flavor Sampler Includes:
- (1) Peppermint Tingle 2.5 Ounce Bottle
- (1) Tahitian Vanilla 2.5 Ounce Bottle
- (1) Pina Colada 2.5 Ounce Bottle
Best By Dates:
- Peppermint Tingle ~ 11/06/14
- Tahitian Vanilla ~ 09/13/14
- Pina Colada ~ 10/30/14
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Specs
Peppermint Tingle Ingredients: Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (reconstituted), Tocopherol Acetate (Vitamin E Oil), Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Organic Stevia, Sodium Benzoate (food grade), Potassium Sorbate (food grade), Organic Vanilla Planifolia Oil.
Tahitian Vanilla Ingredients: Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (reconstituted), Tocopherol Acetate (Vitamin E Oil), Xanthan Gum, Organic Vanilla Planifolia Oil, Citric Acid, Organic Stevia, Potassium Sorbate (food grade), Sodium Benzoate (food grade).
Pina Colada Ingredients: Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (reconstituted), Tocopherol Acetate (Vitamin E Oil), Xanthan Gum, Organic Pina Colada Flavor Contrate, Citric Acid, Organic Stevia, Potassium Sorbate (food grade), Sodium Benzoate (food grade), Organic Vanilla Planifolia Oil.
In the Box:
(1) Aloe Cadabra EGDAC-4FL Flavor Sampler includes:
- (1) Peppermint Tingle 2.5 Ounce Bottle
- (1) Tahitian Vanilla 2.5 Ounce Bottle
- (1) Pina Colada 2.5 Ounce Bottle
Specs
Peppermint Tingle Ingredients: Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (reconstituted), Tocopherol Acetate (Vitamin E Oil), Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Organic Stevia, Sodium Benzoate (food grade), Potassium Sorbate (food grade), Organic Vanilla Planifolia Oil.
Tahitian Vanilla Ingredients: Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (reconstituted), Tocopherol Acetate (Vitamin E Oil), Xanthan Gum, Organic Vanilla Planifolia Oil, Citric Acid, Organic Stevia, Potassium Sorbate (food grade), Sodium Benzoate (food grade).
Pina Colada Ingredients: Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (reconstituted), Tocopherol Acetate (Vitamin E Oil), Xanthan Gum, Organic Pina Colada Flavor Contrate, Citric Acid, Organic Stevia, Potassium Sorbate (food grade), Sodium Benzoate (food grade), Organic Vanilla Planifolia Oil.
In the Box:
(1) Aloe Cadabra EGDAC-4FL Flavor Sampler includes:
- (1) Peppermint Tingle 2.5 Ounce Bottle
- (1) Tahitian Vanilla 2.5 Ounce Bottle
- (1) Pina Colada 2.5 Ounce Bottle
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