Yeah. You're a big stupid jerk. But that doesn't mean I want you to freeze to death.

Listen, I know they say you're never supposed to go to bed angry, but I just don't want to talk about it right now. I know we'll get past it and move on, but you need to give me some time.

No, no. Of course I don't want you to sleep on the couch. It's really cold out there. But I'm not comfortable with you sleeping in the bed, either. So maybe you could just throw a sleeping bag on the floor NEXT to the bed. That way, we can both enjoy the customizable comfort of our Ambia Two-Zone Ceramic Heater, but I won't have to see your stupid, lying face when I roll over.

You know, the last thing I really need right now is you complaining that I've set the temperature too hot. But that's why there are two individual modules. So why don't you just select your own level of heat from your module and just shut up about it already.

And you know what else? If you could just scoot over a little farther from the bed, that'd be great too. A little more. Nope, a little more. Still a little more. COME ON! You don't have to be RIGHT ON TOP OF ME! The cord is 6-feet long! Ugh. I really hate you right now.

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