That A-Ha Moment

There's a fine line between enlightenment and mental illness.

She finally had it! The evidence she needed to prove that Raoul was a robot. As Lesley sat on the floor in front of the dismantled Bissell PowerClean Rewind vacuum, her sense of satisfaction slowly melted away to the realization that she may actually be crazy. Like certifiable.

What else would drive an otherwise logical woman to even consider for a second that her chiseled upstairs neighbor was too perfect to be human because he was, in fact, not human?

It was the same obsessive thought that had also driven her to scale the fire escape, break into his apartment through the back window and find the vacuum that he used incessantly to taunt/spy on her. She had searched every last square inch of its unique Helix clean system, the bagless Easy Empty Dirt Cup and even the bristles of the combo dusting/upholstery brush for a strand of hair to send off to the lab.

But that was just it. There wasn't a hair to be found. Not one luxuriously silky raven strand off his perfectly symmetrical head. She had even crawled around his apartment on all fours, searching under and between places that only the crevice tool could reach, and also in the shower drain. All clean.

WHAT KIND OF HUMAN DOESN'T SHED? And with that, she had her answer. Every human sheds. Therefore, Raoul was not human. He was a robot.

As Lesley pushed the button that automatically rewound the cord, she wondered what she should do with this information. She decided that, for the moment, she wouldn't tell anyone what she knew.

What she didn't know, however, was that she was in the wrong apartment. In her haste to not be seen, she had slipped through the wrong window. She was actually in the apartment of Raoul's neighbor, who was both very human and very bald.

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Features

  • A versatile vacuum with an automatic cord rewind, Helix dirt separation system and a variety of easy to use tools
  • Exclusive helix system protects the motor while extending filter life
  • The unique Helix cleaning system captures dirt and other debris using internal “ribs” that are incorporated into the Easy Empty Dirt Cup
  • This forces large particles, dust and other debris down to the bottom of the tank instead of up into the filter, helping the vacuum to work more effectively longer
  • Automatic cord rewind eliminates time and effort from your cleaning process and provides easy, convenient storage for the 25ft. cord
  • Instead of unwinding a power cord before plugging it in, you simply pull it out to the desired length, plug in and get started
  • When you’re finished cleaning, you can rewind the cord with the push of a button, instead of struggling to neatly wrap the cord
  • Dual edge cleaning provides Surround Suction® to clean hard to reach places
  • Bagless, with Easy Empty Dirt Cup
  • Includes a crevice tool, combination dusting brush/upholstery brush, TurboBrush tool and an extension wand

Warranty: 3 Year Bissell

Specs

Specifications
Surface Type:
  • Carpet
  • Upholstery
  • Bare Floors
  • Stairs
  • Low Profile Carpet
Power Rating: 12 amps
Heater:

No

Filtration: HEPA Media
Cleaning System: Helix System
Filter: Style 7/9/16 Post-Motor Filter
Clean Filter Indicator: Yes
Cleaning Path Width: 15 inches
Power Source: Corded
Power Cord Length: 25 Feet
Automatic Cord Rewind: Yes
Brush System: 15" Rotating, Rotating, 2 Rows
Surface Height Settings: 5
Dual Edge Cleaning: Yes
Belt Type: Style 7/9/10/12/14/16 Replacement Belt
Included Multi-Use Tools:
  • Crevice Tool
  • Combination Dusting Brush/Upholstery Tool
  • TurboBrush Tool
Reach Extension Tools: Extension Wand
Weight: 17.5 lbs.

In the Box:

  • (1) Bissell 18M9V PowerClean Rewind Bagless Vacuum

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

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  • 1% one week old
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  • 22% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

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