It's like your apartment, but it doesn't cost as much per square foot.

Where do you work? That's right. In a rectangle inside a rectangle. You go into the office and you sit in your cube. And are you well-behaved when your boss isn't watching you?

Where do you live? That's right. In a rectangle inside another rectangle. You sit in your living room inside your house or apartment and you quietly watch TV. And do you chew up the couch? Do you mess on the rug? Well, okay, everybody makes mistakes now and then. We mean on average.

Humans like you and us spend a HUGE amount of time in what outsiders would call "human crates" and we seem to be doing... well, actually, we're pretty bad at things at the moment. We've messed up a lot in the past two decades. But you know what would have made things better? IF WE PUT OURSELVES IN CRATES UNTIL WE FIGURED THINGS OUT.

Don't force your dog to make the hard decisions that even humans can't figure out. Get them a crate they can call their own. They'll be happy and safe when you're not there and they won't have to worry about things like solving the financial crisis in Greece when you're not.

Seriously. If all of the IMF was in a crate, none of this would ever have happened.

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