It never hurts to have a Flatiron Set around. Just in case you wanna straighten up the place.

So there I was. Sweatin'. Sittin' with Maury, Bobby, Jackie and Bo. Poker night, right? Bo's all smug, and I know he's got a couple Aces. Maury's foldin', that ain't no big deal. Jackie's probably bluffin' here so I pay him no mind. But Bobby? Bobby's super quiet. And that ain't never good.

So I got a flush, you know, no big deal. And I figure Bobby's gonna trounce me here, right? But then, I get an idea. I say "Who wants a beer?" and I run and get my daughter's CHI 1" Ceramic Flatiron Set. It's all ruby glitter and and it's got ceramic plates and all that jazz. I bring it back in and I'm like "Look at me, boys, I've got a Limited Edition fashion item!" and they all laugh. Except for Bobby. Bobby don't laugh at all. And that's when I know he's got four of a kind.

So I sit down, and fire up the CHI Ceramic Flatiron, and start straightening out a few things. You know, my chest hair, my bangs, the hair on my knuckles... and my flush. That's right. This CHI Ceramic Flatiron can straighten out ANYTHING! And I slap that baby down and Bobby loses his mind!

Made two hundred bucks that night. And do I feel any shame? None whatsoever.

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