A Woot Classic Moment

We’re having so much fun being lazy reading these old write-ups that we’ve decided to share them with you through the end of our 10th birthday month! Check out this refurb- uh, classic.

Rotisserie Basteball (October 2006): Would your life dramatically improve if you had a few more cubic feet of space in the kitchen? Isn’t it time to stop cooking with potentially explosive gas, and start heating our meals by bombarding them with radiation waves? Doesn’t food just taste better when it’s been roasted on a spit? If you answered “yes” to all of these questions, stay away from us. You sound like some kind of weirdo. But hey – freaks and straights alike will benefit from replacing their old stoves with the frying, fricaseeing functional food-fixing features of the GE 1.2 cu. ft. Double Grill Microwave with Rotisserie.

Is it a microwave? It might just be more microwave than you can handle, with 1000 watts of cooking power. Is it a rotisserie? Just ask the many chickens, pork loins, and squirrels that have met a delicious end on its spinning spit. Is it the most convenient way to cook this side of Superman’s heat vision? No – it’s even more convenient, because it doesn’t have to fly around rescuing lady reporters and turning coal into diamonds. Oh, and because it offers 36 pre-programmed settings and eight one-touch buttons, for everything from popping corn to boiling water to defrosting game hens. Hey, try putting a live cockroach inside and setting the timer for five minutes – either it’ll die or it’ll emerge with new and fantastic powers, in a chilling glimpse of what kind of creatures might rule the world after a nuclear war.

Anyway, back to the GE Double Grill Microwave! It grills! It browns! It broils! It looks pretty good for a microwave! The door opens and everything! Unless a kid is trying to open it, in which case said kid will be thwarted by the child lock! Somebody stop us before we strain a muscle under the weight of all this hyperbole! Just buy this thing already – we’re running out of exclamation points!

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Features

Chicago Cutlery Basics Steakhouse Walnut 8-Piece Set offer our never need sharpening serrated stamped blades and natural wood handles. The full tang provides balance, strength, and stability while the extra thick blades give superior control.

  • High-carbon stainless steel blades resist rust and stains for lasting beauty
  • Serrated edges never need sharpening
  • Extra-thick stamped high-carbon stainless steel adds strength and control
  • Full-length tang extends from the tip of the blade to the end of the handle adding stability and control
  • 8-Piece Set

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  Limited Lifetime Chicago Cutlery

Specs

In the Box:

  • (1) Chicago Cutlery Set of 8 Basics Steakhouse Knife - 1118292

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 46% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 85% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

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Chicago Cutlery Set of 8 Steak Knives
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