Chooty And The Blowfish
"Have you seen the new Chooty Hooded Pet Bed that Jim got for Rufus?"
Yeah. Cute little Rufus gets a new pet bed, with microsuede fabric and a hood to keep him warm. And what do we get? We get to stare at this inanimate scuba diver, who I'm honestly not even sure is real.
"Do I sense jealousy?"
Me? Jealous? Ha! What do I have to be jealous about? I get to swim around this lovely rectangle every day, eating pebbles to keep myself entertained, and when I want to sleep, I get to go hide in that little castle over there. Oh, no, I LOVE everything about my current situation.
"We all have to deal with it, you know?"
But some of us were destined for greater things, Bubbles. We're not all supposed to be cooped up in an area like this. I should be swimming the seven seas, exploring the world, meeting fish just like me and learning about their travels. I should be setting records, exploring shipwrecks. There should be documentaries made about me.
"Sorry."
I guess it's just, would it hurt to get us a microsuede pet bed now and then?
"I don't think that would work ..."
It doesn't matter if it would work. It's the thought that counts.
Features
Meet our super cute staff dog Moses (not included)
- Your pet will sleep in comfort with this Chooty Hooded Pet Bed
- The beds hood makes a perfect spot for your pet to cuddle up and sleep
- 26" x 36" size
- Fabric cover is 100% polyester microsuede
- Fill is 100% polyester
- Cover zippers off for easy cleaning
- Machine wash
- Made in the USA
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications | |
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Size: | 26" x 36" |
Fabric: | 100% Polyester Microsuede |
Fill: | 100% Polyester |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | USA |
In the Box:
- (1) Chooty Microsuede Hooded Pet Bed 26" x 36" (choose color)
Specs
Specifications | |
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Size: | 26" x 36" |
Fabric: | 100% Polyester Microsuede |
Fill: | 100% Polyester |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | USA |
In the Box:
- (1) Chooty Microsuede Hooded Pet Bed 26" x 36" (choose color)
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