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12,000 BTUs? That might require a different measurement...

So, we all know the metric system and- WHOA WHOA WHOA Don't panic! We're not suggesting we change to it! Why, we're as loyal to the American system of British measurements as anyone else within a one cubic oxface radius of here! It's just that sometimes you need a quick way to illustrate how cold a 12,000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner can make a room. And we'd like to propose the following:

1 BTU = 1 Hipstron.

Of course, the Hipster is the ultimate arbiter of what is and isn't cool. Using it as a scientific measurement only makes logical sense, doesn't it? With the Hipstron Scale, it will soon become very easy to rank everything from most cool to least cool.

That album in your Mom's car? 1 Micro-Hipstron. That same album, being sampled ironically by a London DJ? Shoots up to 1 Deca-Hipstron. A leather jacket? 1 Centa-Hipstron. A pair of neon blue pants? 1 Micro-Hipstron in 1994, 1 Mega-Hipstron in 2014. See? It's easy!

So, on this scale, a 12,000 BTU Air Conditioner would rate the same as the first Velvet Underground album on vinyl being listened to by a 19 year old Hungarian girl wearing a Public Enemy shirt and dangling a red heart pendant from the wrist on which she's tattooed Serge Gainsbourg's name as her other hand wraps around a tiny jelly jar full of iced coffee onto which Batgirl is painted.

Now isn't that so much easier than having to puzzle out those pesky numbers?

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Features

  • Keep cool with this 12,000 BTU portable air conditioner
  • Cools a 20' x 20' room or 400 square feet
  • Remote control allows you to control the air conditioner from across the room
  • Timer function allows you to control coolness while you are away
  • Auto-Off timer function
  • Automatic horizontal swing louvers can be controlled via the remote control
  • 3 fan speeds
  • Dehumidifier function helps to remove excess humidity from the air
  • Castors allow for easy mobility
  • Washable air filter
  • LCDI power cord and plug for peace of mind
  • Bucket full indicator lets you know when the excess water needs to be emptied
  • Includes window kit adaptor

Product Manual

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 90-Days Sohnen

Specs

Specifications
Cooling Capacity: 12,00 BTU/h
Power Supply (Ph/V/Hz): 1/115/60Hz
Cooling Power Input (Watts): 1465
Rated Current Cooling (Amperage): 13
Noise Level (dBA) - H/M/L: 55/53/51
Air Flow - H/M/L (CFM): 235/205/175
Dimensions: 17.75" W x 33.125" H x 17.125" D
Weight: 80 lbs.
Refrigerant Type: R-410A
Room Size: 20' x 20' room or 400 square feet

In the Box:

(1) Cool Living CLPAC121A PAC 12,000 Btu/h Portable Air Conditioner includes:

  • Air Conditioner
  • Exhaust Hose
  • Front Exhaust Hose Adapter
  • Window Kit Adapter
  • Real Exhaust Hose Adapter
  • Remote Control
  • 2 "AAA" Batteries for Remote Control
  • Window Kit - 3 Sliding Panels (1 single hose panel, 2 extension panels)
  • Owner's Manual

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