Bathtime of Terror

A nameless puppy may forgive, but he'll never forget.

"Remember it? Of course I remember it," said the adult dog formerly known as Nameless Puppy. "How could I forget? That one bath changed me forever. It got inside me. Made me the dog I am today."

"One minute I'm mindin' my own business, just gnawin' on a slipper, and the next I'm being dunked in a tub full a suds. It was traumatizin'. But what was even worse was what came next."

"Ya see, she couldn't just let me out all soapy and whatnot. She had to rinse me off. I suppose she coulda used a Dream Spa 30-Setting Slide Bar Shower, lowered it to a more desirable height and chosen one of the gentler flow patterns on the 3-zone dial, but people didn't think about the psychological effect on their pets back in those days. No. They didn't think about those things at all. They just grabbed ya by the scruff of the neck and shoved your furry little face right under the running faucet."

"I saw DOG that day. He said to me, 'Bow wow wow, wowow, bow bow wow,' which loosely translated means, 'Hang in there kid. There's a pig ear with your name on it if you can just get through this.' And so I did."

"I clenched my shampoo-burning eyes tight, blew the water out of my nose and shimmied like there was no tomorrow. I refused that pig ear when she offered it to me later. In houndsight, I only hurt myself because she never offered them to me again, and I really liked pig ears. But I was making a point. And I'm pretty sure she got the message."

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  • Whether you are 4'6" or 6'4" sitting or standing in your shower, Dream Spa provides the perfect fit
  • Raise or lower hand shower to desired height and place it on the left or right side for easy reach
  • Slide bar can be mounted in any shower or bath where most practical and convenient
  • 7 function shower head and 7 function hand shower both with 3 zone dial
  • Shower heads both feature self-clean jets and a click action lever
  • Both showers can be used separately or together for a choice of 30 flow patterns
  • Hand shower holder is 90° angle adjustable
  • Hand shower bracket is height adjustable with a hand-tighten position lock control
  • 26" stainless steel arch slide bar with hand shower bracket
  • 180° adjustable height leaf soap dish
  • Includes stainless steel extra flexible shower hose
  • Two ways to mount, use silicone adhesive brackets (silicone adhesive wall brackets provide incredibly powerful, reliable hold without surface damage, yet can be easily removed if needed) or traditional screws and anchors (screws and anchors will require drilling)
  • Crafted from plastic and stainless steel
  • Mounts in minutes without tools

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  Interlink Limited Lifetime Warranty



7 Function Select Dial:
  • Power Rain
  • Power Spray
  • Power Massage
  • Rain/Spray
  • Rain/Massage
  • Economy Rain
  • Water Saving Pause
Packaging Dimensions: L 6.75" x W 3.5" x H 26"
Maximum Flow: 2.5 GPM / 9.5 LPM
Hose Length: 59"
Hose Connector Type: Stainless Steel
Shower Head Connection Type: Plastic
  • Clean flexible nozzles by rubbing with fingers or soft bristled toothbrush
  • Do not use harsh chemicals, only vinegar and water if needed to remove mineral deposits

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