All Hail The Triffids
THE FAR FUTURE: The grey asphalt of city streets is shattered by green and brown. Ever since the Arborions landed to avenge their brothers, the creatures we only knew as "redwoods," the planet has been divided. Those without a Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead became nutrients for the warrior trees. Those with a Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead? They became the work force. This- is their story.
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Yaaawn! What's that noise? Oh, that's right, it's my partner Larry, the tree that lives in the garden. Hi, pal! Thanks for not letting me oversleep! We still on for breakfast in five?
Boy, that Larry. They said the Arborions were savage wooden death machines, but he's not so bad, not really. Let me just fire up the Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead- boy, that's the stuff. Feel like a new man already, thanks to those water functions. I just don't know which of the flow patterns I like the best! If it were up to me, I'd be flipping the click-action lever all day. Click-click! Click-click! Ha ha ha! It's so great to be alive on a day like today! And that's not just all the extra oxygen produced by the Arborions, it's a real feeling! I'm sure of it!
tap tap tap
Oh, right, right. Sorry, Larry! I know you're hungry too! Let me just get this YOUR Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead ready ... I'll just adjust the height setting ... good thing you're not a redwood yet, right pal? And good thing the Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead is 90° angle adjustable! Okay, here it comes ... there you go, partner. There's YOUR shower! Yeah, sure is soothing, isn't it! Say, I know I say this every day, but thanks for not summoning the Arborion Army to crush my house beneath their giant roots.
After this, you want me to check you for termites? Anything you want, pal-oh-mine! That's what I'm here for!
Features
- Whether you are 4'6" or 6'4" sitting or standing in your shower, Dream Spa provides the perfect fit
- Raise or lower hand shower to desired height and place it on the left or right side for easy reach
- Slide bar can be mounted in any shower or bath where most practical and convenient
- 7 function shower head and 7 function hand shower both with 3 zone dial
- Shower heads both feature self-clean jets and a click action lever
- Both showers can be used separately or together for a choice of 30 flow patterns
- Hand shower holder is 90° angle adjustable
- Hand shower bracket is height adjustable with a hand-tighten position lock control
- 26" stainless steel arch slide bar with hand shower bracket
- 180° adjustable height leaf soap dish
- Includes stainless steel extra flexible shower hose
- Two ways to mount, use silicone adhesive brackets (silicone adhesive wall brackets provide incredibly powerful, reliable hold without surface damage, yet can be easily removed if needed) or traditional screws and anchors (screws and anchors will require drilling)
- Crafted from plastic and stainless steel
- Mounts in minutes without tools
- Made in China
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: Interlink Limited Lifetime Warranty
Specs
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7 Function Select Dial: |
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Packaging Dimensions: | L 6.75" x W 3.5" x H 26" |
Maximum Flow: | 2.5 GPM / 9.5 LPM |
Hose Length: | 59" |
Hose Connector Type: | Stainless Steel |
Shower Head Connection Type: | Plastic |
Care: |
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In the Box:
- (1) Dream Spa 30-Setting Multi Shower Slide Bar
Specs
Specifications | |
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7 Function Select Dial: |
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Packaging Dimensions: | L 6.75" x W 3.5" x H 26" |
Maximum Flow: | 2.5 GPM / 9.5 LPM |
Hose Length: | 59" |
Hose Connector Type: | Stainless Steel |
Shower Head Connection Type: | Plastic |
Care: |
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In the Box:
- (1) Dream Spa 30-Setting Multi Shower Slide Bar
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