This will keep you clean! Also, it'll help you be prepared if the alien tree monsters take over the planet and demand to be watered.

THE FAR FUTURE: The grey asphalt of city streets is shattered by green and brown. Ever since the Arborions landed to avenge their brothers, the creatures we only knew as "redwoods," the planet has been divided. Those without a Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead became nutrients for the warrior trees. Those with a Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead? They became the work force. This- is their story.

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Yaaawn! What's that noise? Oh, that's right, it's my partner Larry, the tree that lives in the garden. Hi, pal! Thanks for not letting me oversleep! We still on for breakfast in five?

Boy, that Larry. They said the Arborions were savage wooden death machines, but he's not so bad, not really. Let me just fire up the Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead- boy, that's the stuff. Feel like a new man already, thanks to those water functions. I just don't know which of the flow patterns I like the best! If it were up to me, I'd be flipping the click-action lever all day. Click-click! Click-click! Ha ha ha! It's so great to be alive on a day like today! And that's not just all the extra oxygen produced by the Arborions, it's a real feeling! I'm sure of it!

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Oh, right, right. Sorry, Larry! I know you're hungry too! Let me just get this YOUR Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead ready ... I'll just adjust the height setting ... good thing you're not a redwood yet, right pal? And good thing the Dream Spa Slide Bar ShowerHead is 90° angle adjustable! Okay, here it comes ... there you go, partner. There's YOUR shower! Yeah, sure is soothing, isn't it! Say, I know I say this every day, but thanks for not summoning the Arborion Army to crush my house beneath their giant roots.

After this, you want me to check you for termites? Anything you want, pal-oh-mine! That's what I'm here for!

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