Big Business

I thought I found a great deal on free range bison meat. Turned out I just misunderstood. But it’s still a good vacuum.

It’s not a total loss, I guess. It just means that I’ve got to rethink my business model. Instead of opening my new “bison-burger” joint like I planned, now I’ve got to start focusing on my Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum. Yes, it’s a setback of sorts, because I spent about six hundred thousand dollars on uniforms and non-refundable advertising, but… well, doggone it, the Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum has a 15.7 foot wand! Who can be upset with a vacuum boasting a 15.7 foot wand!?

Not to mention the Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum captures all sorts of dirt and microscopic dust in the lifetime HEPA filter, giving me a very very clean home or business. That’s enough to keep me smiling, right? I hope so, because today I’ve got to fire the guy who was supposed to be our company mascot. He was so happy to be “Bisonio the Italian Bison” and I think my announcement will break his heart. Probably I should tell you the chain’s signature sandwich was going to be like a Bison Parmasean with cheese and marinara sauce… well, it’s not important now. “Bisonio” is a dream best not dwelled upon.

Anyway, I’m not beaten! My NEW plan is to use the Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum to open a kind of D.I.Y. cleaning service. “You bring ‘em in, we clean ‘em up!” I figure it’s worth a shot, I mean, I pre-paid the first six months of rent on the flagship location and already put up the sign. I figure it won’t be so hard to change “Bison” to “Dyson” if I get a ladder and a couple strong men. Hopefully they’ll decide that letting me vacuum their house is a fair payment because I’m not sure I have any cash left.

But America’s all about rising from the ashes. Oh, and speaking of ashes, I need to visit my insurance guy today, and make sure he’ll pay off in the event of a suspicious late-at-night fire. Sure hope the Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum isn’t harmed! You know, if it happens without my foreknowledge! What a coincidence that would be, right?


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Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty



Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Condition: Refurbished


  • Root Cyclone™ technology: All Dyson vacuums have patented cyclone technology; captures more dirt and microscopic dust than other cyclones
  • Telescope reach™ wand: Extends 15.7ft, with no awkward parts to assemble
  • Hygienic bin emptying: To minimize risk of contact with dirt
  • Lifetime HEPA filter: Traps microscopic pollen and allergens; ideal for allergy sufferers
  • Lightweight and easy to carry: Just 17.6 lbs with no compromise in durability
Suction power: 240 Air Watts (constant)
Movement type: Fixed wheel
Filter: Lifetime HEPA filter
Brushbar control type: Control on cleaner head
Cleaner head / Floor tool: Clutch controlled brushbar
Stair cleaning: Telescope reach™ wand
Bin capacity: 0.61 gal (Clear bin)
Tools / accessories: Combination accessory tool
Stair tool
Dimensions: 44.9”H x 13.4”D x 14.0”W
Weight: 17.6lbs
Max. reach: 51.1 ft
Cord length: 35 ft

In the box:

(1) Dyson® DC33 19625-03 Multi Floor Vacuum includes:

  • Combination Accessory Tool
  • Stair tool
  • Operating Manual
  • Quick Start Guide
  • Product Registration Card


Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum - Telescoping Wand, Lifetime HEPA,Combination Accessory & Stair Tools

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