"Less is More" and Other Lies

It seems recently there has been a trend towards downsizing that is, quite frankly, alarming. What ever happened to the days of 5,000 square-foot McMansions packed to the rafters with little porcelain figurines in curio cabinets and formal dinnerware with place settings for 30?

It used to be that you could tell a person's wealth by the number of throw pillows on their 20-foot sectional sofas. Now it's all about more tastefully-sized homes with nicer amenities and far less cabinet space to display your tin cannister collection.

Come on, people. Let's put an end to this craziness and get back to the old ways. Buy a bunch of this stuff. Together, we will ensure that socially irresponsible consumerism lives on forever.

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  • Root Cyclone technology: All Dyson vacuums have patented cyclone technology; captures more dirt and microscopic dust than other cyclones
  • Telescope reach wand: Extends 15.7ft, with no awkward parts to assemble
  • Hygienic bin emptying: To minimize risk of contact with dirt
  • Lifetime HEPA filter: Traps microscopic pollen and allergens; ideal for allergy sufferers
  • Lightweight and easy to carry: Just 17.6 lbs with no compromise in durability

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Specs

Suction power: 240 Air Watts (constant)
Movement type: Fixed wheel
Filter: Lifetime HEPA filter
Brushbar control type: Control on cleaner head
Cleaner head / Floor tool: Clutch controlled brushbar
Stair cleaning: Telescope reach™ wand
Bin capacity: 0.61 gal (Clear bin)
Dimensions: 44.9”H x 13.4”D x 14.0”W
Weight: 17.6 lbs
Max. reach: 51.1 ft
Cord length: 35 ft

 

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  • (1) Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum - Blue

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