The Right Side Of The Tracks

Emily sighed as the men rolled up the last of the fine rugs.

Just a quick pass with the Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum and it was over. The home would be vacated, and the Americans could move in. Emily felt as though her heart would break.

“Missus, I-” Cook began, but Emily held up a finger.

“No, Cook, not Missus. Just Emily now. When I walk out the door of this great hall… this lovely hall… where my sister and I grew from girls to women… well, mustn’t grumble, eh, Cook?”

“No, Mis- no, Emily.” Cook’s smile was fake as she looked down at the Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum. Emily took her arm.

“All will be well, Bernice. I’ll find my place in the world again. Perhaps I’ll marry the handsome Lord Waltbatten, or perhaps travel the world on a steamship.” Emily laughed. “Or maybe I’ll stay here and play the maid!”

“Oh, Missus!” Cook blurted. “You could never be a maid!”

“I could!” said Emily defiantly. “My family is full of survivors, and their blood is in my veins! Come, show me this Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum. Show me how it works.”

“Well… Emily,” said Cook with some hesitation, “It’s very easy. The detachable long-reach wand is here, and the Root Cyclone Technology in there, you see. And it sends all the pollen and dust through the HEPA Lifetime filter so it never gets in the way again. You can wash it right out by hand!”

“Let me see it,” said Emily, taking the handle. The Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum was lighter than she’d expected, and it was so easy to carry. She marveled in secret at how smoothly the carbon fiber brushes moved the last of her family’s dust from the floor.

“Well done, Missus Emily!” said Cook… said Bernice. “You don’t even need to learn how to remove a bag, because the Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum hasn’t got one! I remember the old vacuums, they was never as good as this. This Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum’s fit for a lady, it is!”

Emily heard the crunch of gravel outside. The Americans were here for the key. Now the hall of her girlhood, the hall once full of laughter, the hall that had taught her so much about her family’s strength… it was her hall no longer.

And yet, Emily still held her head high, because she knew that whatever would come next, whomever would carry the torch in her place, whatever new family was destined to rise as hers waned… it would always be Emily’s story that prepared the way. And perhaps that was comfort enough for one such as herself. A survivor.

“Come, Bernice,” said Emily as she walked to the front door. “We’re no longer needed here. Life awaits. I choose to take the reins and ride.”

Back to top

Features

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

 

 

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

  • Weighing a mere 4.85 pounds and is cordless offering you greater freedom
  • Powered by the Dyson digital motor
    - up to 3 times faster than conventional motors
  • Dual Power Mode
    - 15 minutes of high constant suction (13 minutes with motorized floor tool attached)
    - 6 minutes on MAX power for more difficult tasks
  • Detachable long-reach wand cleans up high, down low and in tight gaps
  • Ideal for quick, flexible cleaning on all floor types, stairs, upholstery and inside the car
  • Root Cyclone Technology
    - Powerful centrifugal forces spin dust and dirt out of the air and into the bin with no loss of suction
    - patented technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
  • Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes
    - Ultra-fine, anti-static carbon fiber brushes clean hard floors
    - Rotating nylon brushes remove ground-in dirt from carpet
  • Fade-free 22.2V Lithium-Ion Battery
    - Releases charge evenly throughout use
    - Recharges up to 3 times faster than others
  • Combination Accessory Tool
    - Debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting
  • Crevice Tool
    - High velocity airflow crevice tool ideal for cleaning base boards and in-between furniture
Technical Specifications
Patented cyclone technology: Root Cyclone Technology
Suction power Air Watts (constant): 65 Air Watts at end of wand in Max Mode
 28 Air Watts at end of wand in Standard Mode
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes
Bin Capacity: 0.09 gallons
Power: 22.2V Li-Ion Battery
Dimensions: 44.1” x 9.1” x 11.8” (H x W x D)
Weight: 4.85 lbs

 

In the box:

  • (1) Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum
  • Li-Ion Battery
  • AC/DC Power Adapter
  • Battery Charger
  • Quick Start Guide
  • Combination Accessory Tool
  • Crevice Tool
  • Operating Manual

Specs

Dyson 20271-02 DC35 Multi Floor, 22.2V Li-Ion Battery, Combination Accessory Tools, Crevice Tool

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
10m 43.000s
First Sucker:
Thegreek55
Last Wooter to Woot:
trogue

Purchaser Experience

  • 11% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 28% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 27% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1
  • 0% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

2%
2%
2%
0%
2%
2%
5%
8%
8%
8%
8%
7%
4%
3%
3%
6%
3%
4%
4%
3%
4%
2%
4%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (41 comments)
join the discussion (41 comments)
Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum
$229.99 Sold Out
$229.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 3
Woot! Home.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.