"Less is More" and Other Lies

It seems recently there has been a trend towards downsizing that is, quite frankly, alarming. What ever happened to the days of 5,000 square-foot McMansions packed to the rafters with little porcelain figurines in curio cabinets and formal dinnerware with place settings for 30?

It used to be that you could tell a person's wealth by the number of throw pillows on their 20-foot sectional sofas. Now it's all about more tastefully-sized homes with nicer amenities and far less cabinet space to display your tin cannister collection.

Come on, people. Let's put an end to this craziness and get back to the old ways. Buy a bunch of this stuff. Together, we will ensure that socially irresponsible consumerism lives on forever.

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Features

  • Three powerful speed settings to set and control your fan speed for optimal flow
  • Oscillating front grill helps to disperse airflow
  • Advanced blade system along with adjustable-tilt fan head delivers maximum air flow
  • Includes easy to use Remote Control
  • Automatic shut off timer and breeze functions to run up to 8 hours
  • Retractable cord for easy storage
  • Integrated carry handle
  • Top mounted control panel with LED's

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  5 Year Limited Holmes

Specs

Specifications
Color: Black
Number of Blades: 5
Number of Speed Settings: 3
Wattage: 50W
Blade Diameter: 12 Inches
Timer: Up to 8 Hours
Dimensions: 19.3"(H)x17.9"(W)x6.7"(D)
Weight: 6.6 Pounds

In the Box:

  • Holmes HFF1210AR-CWM 12 inch Remote Blizzard Power

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 50.667s
First Sucker:
chausees
Last Wooter to Woot:
rkiener

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 2% second woot
  • 19% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 54% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 86% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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