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The perfect gift for you, your family and/or your ghostly tenant.
And there a photo of my son, back when he was ten. And that's my daughter, she was thirteen in that photo. And there's the old house where we used to live. And there's- oh! I almost forgot about him! That's empty photo is actually a photo of our poltergeist! He's the reason we bought that wonderful 7 Piece Bedding Set!
Look, look, see the two pillowcases in that photo? We gave him those when he was just a wee spectral vapor. He kept scaring the dog, and we could never see him, so we figured "Hey, why not just put a 95 GSM microfiber cover over him" and be done with it! We put the two jumbo sized pillows on the bed and- yes, that's the photo of him in a pillow fight at Judy's slumber party. She was fifteen then. They say that's the age a poltergeist usually leaves but I guess ours just liked the hypoallergenic feel of the bedding set. Skip ahead a few to the wedding.
Yes, that one. That's our son's wedding. See that flat sheet there? Our little poltergeist was his best man! Like brothers, they were. It's just a shame the poltergeist couldn't leave the house. The day Danny left for college, oh, heartbreaking. See that fitted sheet the poltergeist is wearing in the next photo? That's because the flat sheet was all covered in tears!
And here we are last Christmas. Everybody came over to my house. The poltergeist was wearing that lovely comforter. He's getting older now, you know. I don't really know how old because the parapsychologist says he's really just a mass of anger and fury created by the psychic residue of the graveyard out back, but he's been with our family for two decades now. The cats don't even freak out when he enters the room. Maybe one day I'll come in and find the 7-Piece Bedding Set empty and abandoned.
But for now? For now, this poltergeist is family. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Features
Make the perfect bed with this 7-Piece Bedding Set.
- Soft durable microfiber construction
- 95 GSM
- Sewn-through baffle-box construction-prevents fill from shifting into other boxes
- Filled with down-like polyester
- Hypoallergenic
- Year round warmth-not too light, not too heavy
- Microfiber sheet set features a classic stripe
- Fitted sheet has a depth of 16"
- Machine washable
7-Piece Bedding Set includes:
- (1) Comforter
- (2) Jumbo Size Pillows
- (1) Flat Sheet
- (1) Fitted Sheet
- (2) Pillowcases
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
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Care: | Machine wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) Blue Ridge Home Fashions 171302 Hotel Peninsula 7-Piece Bedding Set
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Care: | Machine wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) Blue Ridge Home Fashions 171302 Hotel Peninsula 7-Piece Bedding Set
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