Go Pulp or Go Home
Sylvia didn't give two rips about baby food this or marinades that. Her number one priority for this Hurom Slow Juicer was to successfully extract every single micro ounce of booze from this vodka-infused watermelon. She definitely needed it after her most recent encounter with Lesley.
She had made the mistake of getting on the elevator, instead of making an excuse to take the stairs when she realized Lesley was already inside it. Walking up 20-something floors and risking cardiac arrest was nothing compared to the excruciating conversation that ensued when Lesley spotted Sylvia's new juicer in her shopping bag."Sylvia, I don't mean to pry …"
Yes you do, thought Sylvia.
"… but you know you're losing valuable nutrients by using a juicer instead of a blender, right?"
"Actually, Lesley, this particular juicer's method of extraction is masticating and pressing, using the screw-like auger to cold-press food like a mortar and pestle to crush and press the food, releasing its deep-seated nutrients and enzymes. And while it uses a patented Low Speed Technology System, it actually juices faster than most typical juicers and expels significantly more juice from the same foods, resulting in much drier pulp."
There, Sylvia thought. That'll shut her up.
But no.
"Well that's exactly the problem you see," said Lesley in her annoying know-it-all singsongy voice. "If you're not incorporating the pulp into your beverages like a blender does, you may as well just be drinking sugar water."
"Lesley, I hardly think that's an accurate …"
"The pulp is loaded with tons of essential vitamins, minerals, antioxidants, pro-oxidants, amino acids, sulfuric acids and so much more."
It was clear that Lesley had thrown in a few of those just for good measure. Sylvia could not believe how clueless this nitwit was.
"Actually, Lesley, this juicer's slow RPM ensures that the cellular structure of fruits and vegetables is kept intact, eliminating oxidation and separation, which preserves the precious enzymes and nutrients so they remain closest to their natural form."
Take that, you incorrigible dolt, thought Sylvia.
"I'm sure you're right, Sylvia. It's just that it's so important for a lady of your age to really think about what you're putting into your body," said Lesley with a patronizing smile as she exited the elevator.
After that comment, the only thing Sylvia was thinking about putting anywhere was Lesley's head in the juicer.
Features
- Hurom is an energy-efficient gourmet machine that juices fruits, vegetables, leafy greens, wheat grass, nuts, and soy
- You can make everything from juices, soy milks and nut milk to cocktails, sauces, marinades, baby food, and ice creams - even make delicious meals using the pulp
- The Slow Juicer is a juice extractor that uses the patented Low Speed Technology System to extract juices
- This juicer actually juices faster than most typical juicers and expels significantly more juice from the same foods, with much drier pulp
- The method of extraction is masticating and pressing, using the screw-like auger to cold-press food like a mortar and pestle to crush and press the food, releasing its deep-seated nutrients and enzymes
- The slow RPM ensures that the cellular structure of fruits and vegetables is kept intact, eliminating oxidation and separation, preserving the precious enzymes and nutrients that are closest to its natural form, as well as your food's delicious flavor
- Proven to keep more vitamins and minerals intact than high-speed juicers because there is no heat and less friction or damage during the juicing process, Hurom also minimizes damage to live enzymes
- Extract the most juice using the least amount of food, saving on grocery bills
- Clog-free, automatically separates pulp from juice, rotating brush cleans the bowl while it juices
- No sharp blades and highly effective safely features
- Includes "100 Gourmet Recipes For The Slow Juicer" cookbook , with recipes for juices, cocktails, sauces, soups, marinades, baby food, desserts and even recipes using pulp
- Easy to clean, simply rinse with water between juicing, or take it apart easily for effortless cleaning
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Warranty: 1 Year Roland
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended WarrantySpecs
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Voltage | 120V |
| Frequency | 60Hz |
| Power Consumption | 150W |
| Speed | 80rpm |
| Cord Length | 4.5 ft. |
| Motor | Single-Phase Induction |
| Fuse | 250V 5A |
| Weight | 14.2 lbs. |
| Dimensions | 9.84" x 6.81" x 15.83" |
| Rated Usage | Up to 30 Minutes Continuous |
In the Box:
(1) Hurom HU-100B Slow Juicer includes:
- (1) HUROM® juicer base with easy-carry handle
- (1) Juicing bowl
- (1) Lid
- (1) Strainer, good for all food types
- (1) Auger
- (1) Silicone cleaning brush
- (1) Food plunger
- (1) Juice container
- (1) Pulp container
- (1) Cleaning scrub brush
- (1) "100 Gourmet Recipes for the Slow Juicer" cookbook
- (1) Product manual
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