So Nice They Named Them Twice
I just don’t see what’s so hard to understand. You’re not making Beef freakin’ Wellington here. All I asked is that you chop up a few things for dinner. That’s it! But every time I do that, you insist on using the wrong cutting board and ruining EVERYTHING.
Stop, okay? Just stop. I don’t want to hear about how clean the polypropylene boards are or how many times you ran them through the dish washer. That’s not the point. The point is that this kitchen – MY kitchen – has rules, and when you are invited in to help me cook, I expect you to follow those rules. Am I clear? Good.
Now, let’s go over this one more time. The red one is for raw meat. The white one is for cooked foods. The blue one, which, in case you forgot, is the same color as the ocean, is for seafood, and the green one is for veggies. See? They even have little tabs with helpful little pictures on them. If you were allowed to cut vegetables on the cooked food board, WHY WOULD THEY HAVE DIFFERENT TABS AND COLORS, JAKE? Why even have the handy storage case that prominently displays the tabs? It’s called a Joseph Joseph Index Chopping Boards set, Jake, not a Bunch O’ Board You Can Cut Stuff Up On set.
I swear, people are always telling me how depressed and slow you seem since our marriage, and I’m beginning to see what they’re talking about. You’re lucky I’m so patient and understanding about this stuff.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Joseph Joseph
Condition: New
Features:
- Chopping board categorization system with four colored boards
- Reduces the likelihood of cross-contamination of different foods
- Illustrated tabs provide at-a-glance reminder
- Color coding system: red for raw meat, white for cooked foods, blue for seafood, and green for veggies
- Contemporary silver finished ABS storage case with a non-slip base
- Boards are stored in staggered order for visual ease
- Boards are made from polypropylene
- Boards are dishwasher safe
- Storage Case wipes clean with a damp cloth
Specifications:
- Board Dimensions: 11.75” L x 0.25” W x 7.75” H
- Storage Case Dimensions (with boards in place): 13.5” L x 3.0” W x 9.5” H
- Weight (total): 4.75 lbs
In the box:
(1) Joseph Joseph Index Chopping Boards includes:
- Red Board
- White Board
- Blue Board
- Green Board
- Storage Case
Specs
Joseph Joseph Index Chopping Boards (Set of 4) with Storage CaseSpecs
Joseph Joseph Index Chopping Boards (Set of 4) with Storage CaseSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 58.777s
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