The Magic is Gone

When milk foam is the most fascinating thing you've discovered in years, being alone probably isn't that big of a deal to you.

Sixty-five years. That's how long they had been married. Marjorie took a sip of the macchiato she had just made on her new Jura J5 Espresso Center and reflected on her time with Ernie. The doctor said she should give up espresso and switch to decaf coffee. Doctors. What do they know? "If I'm going to die tomorrow, I'm going to die with a BCC (blood caffeine content) of at least .50. And happily," she thought.

Sixty-five looong years. You ever spent an hour with a vacuum salesman? Now multiply that by 16 hours a day times 365 days a year times 65 years. Majorie was just grateful she hadn't died of boredom by now.

No, that's fine. He can have his riches and new-found glory and perky 21-year-old gold-digging D-cup. And she'd just have another fancy beverage, maybe a cappuccino next time, whipped to perfection with her Professional Cappuccino Frother. At least once a day. Every day. Until that foolish old man finally came back to his senses.

And he would. Marjorie knew it was just a matter of time. Until then, she had the Multilingual Display Dialogue System and simple touchscreen operation to keep her company. And it was the most exciting thing that had happened to her in years.

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Features

  • This machine's broad repertoire includes not only classics such as espresso or café crème but also trendy specialties ranging from cappuccino and latte macchiato through to the creations of your own fantasy
  • Simple operation, many possible settings, as well as the height and width-adjustable coffee spout guarantee that every cup will be a pleasurable experience
  • With the simple touchscreen operation, your favorite coffees are at your fingertips
  • The patented Zero-Energy Switch disconnects the machine completely from the main supply, which means it does not consume any energy in standby mode
  • Milk specialties, like milk foam or hot milk, are easy to prepare with the Professional Cappuccino Frother
  • Programmable 3-setting hot water temperature
  • Practical storage compartment for accessories
  • Rotary Switch allows you to vary all the settings to suit your personal taste
  • Energy Save Mode (E.S.M. ©)
  • Active bean monitoring tells you when you need to refill the bean container
  • Multilingual Display Dialog System gives you clear text guidance, making operation and programming easy
  • Swiss Made

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Special Information: Due to the size of this item, it can not be delivered to MILITARY addresses

 

Warranty: 1 Year Jura Capresso

Specs

Water tank Capacity 71 fl oz
Coffee Grounds Container (servings) ~16
Bean Container with Aroma Preservation Cover 9oz
Cable Length ~59 inch
Voltage 120 VAC, 60 Hz
Power 1450W
Energy Consumption 12 Wh
Energy Consumption with E.S.M. ~7 Wh
Stand-By Power 0,01W
Weight 23.7 lbs
Dimensions 11.2"W x 13.5"H x 17"T

All refurbished Coffee and Espresso Machines are fully tested and you may see some coffee grounds in your unit upon opening.

In the Box:
  • (1) Jura 13322.99 J5B Automatic Coffee Center

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Jura J5B Auto Coffee Center
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