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Dear Ridley Scott…

Ridley, you alone might understand how the K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack is more than it first appears. First let’s break it down for those less “in-the-know” than you and us: the K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack is a his-and-hers lotion set with a coupon for $10 off two movie tickets (expires 08/31/2012)

But, Ridley, you know full well that this isn’t a “date night” pack. It’s just been wrongly labeled! This is really a Make Your Own Stop-Motion Alien Film Accessory Kit! And who better to promote it than you, the original director?

Picture it, Ridley, picture the joy you could bring to college age filmmakers everywhere. All they need is a toy xenomorph and a K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack and they’re reproducing the shiny, scary, Giger-designed horror on which you made your career. And then, after a long day of filming, it’s off to your new movie, for cheap! What more could a first-time director ask for?

So, please, Ridley. Don’t leave us hanging here. Help us turn this K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack into a Ridley Scott Endorsed D.I.Y. Alien Movie Inspiration Pack. Because if you don’t… well, it might seem like something dirty.

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Features

 

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features:

  • Enjoy a romantic night together with the K-Y Date Night pack
  • Each set comes complete with his and her personal lubrication and a bonus 2-in-1 warming oil and personal lubricant
  • His lotion features a warming sensation while hers offers a tingling feeling
  • Put the two together for a totally new, unexpected experience that helps you boost the mood during intimate times
  • Also get $10 off of 2 movie tickets from moviefone.com for a complete evening
  • Movie ticket offer expires 08/31/2012

In the box:

  • (1) K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack

Specs

K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack

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