KitchiLeaks

This nice kitchen cart is perfect to help you hide all those little things you don't want out in the open. You know, the stuff you want behind the closed doors.

Oh, shoot! I've done it again! I set down my keys and I have NO idea where to find them! Looks like I'd better call the NSA again. They'll help me.

Hello? Is Agent Lawrence there? Oh, this IS Agent Lawrence! Ha ha, sorry, Byron, you always sound so FUNNY on the phone! Anyway, it's Janet, and I was just- why, yes, of COURSE you're invited to the dinner on Sunday! I just know you always read my email anyway, so I didn't even bother to copy you. Just show up whenever and lurk in the bushes. I'll talk loud and leave a few hot dogs on a plate near the back door for you to confiscate as evidence.

Anyway, I was just calling because I have NO idea where I left my keys. Last time I saw them, they were near the Kitchen Cart I just got- oh, come on, Byron, don't pretend those two doors at the front of my Kitchen Cart keep YOU from seeing what's on the adjustable shelf inside. C'mon, I'll even slide my towel down the built-in towel rack to make it easy, you can send one of your drones by the kitchen window and do a heat-signature scan or whatever you guys call it. C'mon, for me? Not even if I move my Kitchen Cart out on the deck? It's super easy to move, it won't take me a second!

Well, yes, Byron, I COULD just open the doors myself, but what's the point of THAT? After all, I pay a lot of tax money to cover your salary so you can keep an eye on me at all times, and I think that means you have certain responsibilities to me. What if my keys were involved in an international plot to overthrow the Queen of England, and you just ignored them? Are you willing to take that risk, Byron? Can you DARE to take that risk?

But, Byron, dear, let's not fight. Honestly, we would have been done by now if you'd just flip that little switch and x-ray my apartment. Couldn't you just find it in your heart to... oh, hang on, Philip is waving at me from the street. No, Philip. You know, your friend in the white van out front! Oh, he's not your friend? He's with FBI? Really? My mistake, Byron. I'm so embarrassed.

Anyway, it looks like he had my keys for the routine weekly fingerprint check, so it's all settled. And I'll see you Sunday, right? No, you don't have to bring anything, silly. Just your smiling, mysteriously-erased-from-all-the-databases face!

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Features

Sturdy cart makes a great fixture in any kitchen with value-added serving and storage space.

  • 1 drawer for holding essentials close at hand
  • 1 adjustable shelf behind 2 doors
  • Handy towel rack on side
  • Casters for easy mobility with 2 locking casters
  • Made from MDF with rubberwood top
  • Assembly required

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty:  90 Days Target Marketing Systems

Specs

Specifications
Overall Dimensions: 25.75"L x 15.75"D x 34.4"H
Kitchen Cart Top: 23.5"L x 15.75"D
Drawer Dimensions: 19"L x 11.25"D x 2.75"H
Interior Dimensions: 21"L x 13.1"D x 24.5"H

In the Box:

  • (1) TMS Kitchen Cart (choose color)

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
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