Don't Eat It
Instead, walk out and buy yourself a normal-sized salami, and enjoy that while watching the video we've made, explaining how the 10" Memory Foam Mattress unfolds. It's already winning awards at film festivals (by which we mean, our moms like it).
Now, it's not Prometheus or anything, but perhaps some of you are a little unclear about what our video really says about the human condition. Don't worry. We can break it down critique-style.
The protagonist, 10" Memory Foam Mattress, arrives all curled up. This symbolizes "the journey" in its most primal state. Like how Luke Skywalker starts as a boy, but then becomes a man? Or how Spock has to be searched for after they shoot him off in a torpedo! Those of you with a film degree might see what we're getting at here: the hero's journey is a transformative one and takes time. In this case, it's roughly 48 hours of time for the mattress to fully expand to find its destiny.
Now, the antagonist, Scott, introduces the conflict, which forces the mattress to grow, vis-a-vis the process of unwrapping. Of course the mattress struggles against this, just like the character of Sarah Conner in The Terminator struggles against Terminators. But, ultimately, just as Sarah is freed from her waitressing job to become a soldier-of-fortune on the run, so too will your 10" Memory Foam Mattress find its destiny, of delivering you a ridiculously comfortable sleep on a 2 inch 'Next Generation' pillowtop with air flow ventilation ducts.
Of course, we'd be remiss if we didn't mention the use of color to tie the characters together symbolically. Notice the orange shared between Scott and the 10" Memory Foam Mattress? The director here is telling us that these two are really one; two beings, tied in place, never needing turning and always providing support while meeting all flammability requirements. At the end, when Scott indifferently checks his phone, is he ignoring his fallen friend? Or is he memorializing him by Tweeting an epic poem? Much like the final episode of LOST, some questions may never be made clear without buying supplemental DVDs and paying for sequels. And isn't that the very definition of genius?
You know, not in the traditional dictionary sense or anything. Just in the way people use it these days.
Features
- 10" Gel Memory Foam Mattress features a luxurious jacquard cover
- 2" top layer of open cell memory foam is infused gel for maximum comfort
- Gel Memory Foam is the latest in sleep technology, is naturally cooling and adds comfortable support
- Air Channel layer for increased air flow
- Mattress disperses body weight, and reduces pressure points that can disrupt sleep
- Memory foam is resistant to dust mites and is naturally antimicrobial
- Mattress can be used with existing box spring or platform bed
- Cover is removable and washable and features a zippered closure
- Cover made in China, foam made in the USA
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 15 Years Woot
Specs
How to Un-Pack Your Mattress |
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Mattress comes delivered vacuum sealed to 1/3 the size of the mattress. Carefully cut the outer fiberglass and plastic to unravel the mattress. The mattress should be opened in an open space where it will be able to fully expand and free from any moisture. The mattress will return to 100% in 72 hours. No assembly required. |
Specifications | |
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Twin: | 38" x 75" x 10" |
Full: | 54" x 75" x 10" |
Queen: | 60" x 80" x 10" |
King: | 76" x 80" x 10" |
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Density: | 4 pounds (top layer) |
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In the Box:
- (1) Luxury Gel 10" Gel Memory Foam Mattress
Specs
How to Un-Pack Your Mattress |
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Mattress comes delivered vacuum sealed to 1/3 the size of the mattress. Carefully cut the outer fiberglass and plastic to unravel the mattress. The mattress should be opened in an open space where it will be able to fully expand and free from any moisture. The mattress will return to 100% in 72 hours. No assembly required. |
Specifications | |
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Twin: | 38" x 75" x 10" |
Full: | 54" x 75" x 10" |
Queen: | 60" x 80" x 10" |
King: | 76" x 80" x 10" |
Mattress Layers: |
|
Density: | 4 pounds (top layer) |
Materials: |
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Care: |
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Made in: |
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In the Box:
- (1) Luxury Gel 10" Gel Memory Foam Mattress
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 8m 24.335s
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