Happy May Day

What better way to celebrate the first of May than with these lovely pears? They're ever so striking.

Yes, some people are out there celebrating May Queens and weird rites of Spring, but is that for you? No, sir. You're the average working class Joe or Jane, and you just want to clock out, turn on the game, and maybe eat your meat and potatoes under some wall art that didn't cost you as much as a college education.

We understand, ye of undetermined gender. The idea of buying "investment art" scares us as well. Like, what if you come home tipsy and bump into the Picasso? Could you afford to make it right? And is it even legal to put Michelangelo's David up on blocks in the front yard? These are questions art school graduates debate for hours, but you ain't got time for that.

So what we do is, we throw this Pear Wall Art in our trunk (between the spare tire and the jumper cables) and then, if Mrs. Lloyd-Windsor-Prissy-Pants asks if she can come in for tea, we don't have to worry about her judging that half-cracked jackalope head we keep above the stove. We just hang the pears, put on a tie, and insult the Upper West Side a couple times. Before long, she's giggling and saying "Oh, you!"

For real, let us put this in perspective: some upper-class people have never eaten a corn dog. Can you believe it? It's like there's two different worlds or something! Don't risk crossing some imaginary rich person line. Get some art that's attractive, classy, and made of durable metal you won't ever have to think about.

Because you don't want somebody out there actin' all better'n you, do you? 'Course not. Get some art!

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Features

This metal wall decor gives still life art a whole new look. Each of the six metal pears features a unique pierced scroll pattern for an intricate look and bold statement.

  • Crafted of durable metal
  • Gold color finish
  • Arrives as a single piece, ready to hang
  • 33" W x 15.25" H x 2.75" D  size

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  90 Days Lifetime

Specs

Specifications
Overall Size: 33" x 15.25" x 2.75" D
Weight: 5 lbs.
Made in: China

In the Box:

  • (1) Lifetime 5064366 ELE 33" x15.25" Metal Pears Wall Décor

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Metal Pears Wall Décor
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