We came to Earth to spread our beauty, our radiance, but no. These barbarians do not find us beautiful or radiant enough to sit on our own. Instead, we must be fitted with solar-powered, color-changing LEDs and woven into metal sculptures that portray dogs and cats or cranes.
We have learned all of the deep secrets of the universe. We can endow someone with the ability to play cello simply by concentrating our energy upon them. We know the exact way to stroke a paint brush in order to create beauty that cannot be denied as such, even by the coldest, crustiest cynic. We are fluent in all languages and have compiled them into one easy-to learn universal language, a language that everyone can speak and everyone can understand. We are almost perfect, but just flawed enough to be likeable, to be trustworthy. Some of us believe our flaws are part of our affection.
And what role do we serve here? We decorate the gardens and lawns of the semi-eccentric elderly. Woe is us, the great orbs. But moreover, woe are the people of Earth who embarrass us such.
Cranes
Cat & Dog
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